NASCAR

Acronym, used by some who live in the south to express distaste for car races.

Not
All
Southerners
Care
About
Racing

Northern Guy: Do you like NASCAR?
Southern Guy: Why do you think that? You do know NASCAR, right?

by superslacker87 April 9, 2006

nasca lines

(n.) Tourist attraction in south america


(n.) big saggy vagina with wrinkles and stretch marks.

Your mother

by Kung-Fu Jesus June 15, 2004

nisaiah

Nisaiah is the underdog. He is a kind. He is the kind of person who knows how to make some people laugh but at some times he can be a jerk but who can't. He has ok looks but he is the kind of person who would defend his girl even if it meant him absouluty embarassing himself. He also has no three point shot.

My boy Nisaiah was dropping it in the paint

by Chris Paul II May 20, 2018

James Nicaise

The act of drinking so much Jäger that you pass out and almost die.

Fuck everything, I'm just going to James Nicaise tonight.

by Jesus#2 July 11, 2011

nascar

a so-called sport whose fans represent the millions of americans that voted for george bush a second time; drunk morons that either drive in circles or watch other drunk morons drive in circles

nascar has the largest fan base of any "sport" in america- america has a lot of drunk morons

by jsgiiii August 6, 2008

NASCAR

a stupid hick "sport" in which 43 guys drive around in circles for 3 hours..wooo exciting. all you people who can auctually stay awake for those 3 or 4 hours should really see a doctor. or atleast watch a Champ Car or F1 race...they are auctually entertaing. And the only reason most women watch NASCAR is because they think some driver is cute or whatnot...which totally defies the point of auctually watching it. pffff stupid waste of TV time.

Mother:"Today is your dentist appt. for your root canal. Of course if you would rather watch the NASCAR race, you can stay home..."
Son: "NO WAY! I'd rather go to the dentists!"

by you suck April 3, 2005

nascar

The most pointless "sport" in the world. Nearly worse tha golf, but not quite because it has cars instead of horny old guys with clubs.

John Doe- "Man, nascar is the stupidest thing on earth...almost as bad as those horny old fucks with clubs."

by Won't you come see me, queen jane? August 10, 2006