next

The statement you use when someone clearly has no talent and/or is unworthy of praise, status or limelight of any sort.
Generally used in a showbiz context and applied when an act really stinks.

Mick: "man, that guy's act really sucks"
Bob: "right on; to that person I say - NEXT!!!"

or -

Jed: "I can't believe they can show this stuff and get away with it. It stinks."
Laura: "you're right let's go. NEXT!!"

by toroboy October 5, 2009

the next day

a nonexistent hope that all will be fine in a matter of twenty-four hours, often resulting in depression, this hope will make things only worse for you and your girlfriend

thiss'l all be cleared up in the next day ... "sobs"

by random porson September 25, 2019

next thing

it's something random or weird

Man that neek was some next thing!

by lewi_is_aBAAADMAAAN!!! June 13, 2005

Next Hype

Noun: The next big thing, or the next exciting thing happening.

Gary: Hey, do you like my overalls?
Barry: Yeah mate, they're gonna be the next hype you get me?

by Cats82 August 6, 2011

Next Caller

When you don’t want to talk to someone so your talking to someone else/next person ‘caller’

I don’t like talking to you NEXT CALLER

by Tithandlejack May 11, 2020

your next door neighbors goat

The most epic comeback response since "your mum" it will leave the person your owning comebackless, no response can top this one.

Ellen: Your mums fat
William: Your next door neighbors goat's fat.

Robert: Your gay
William: Your next door neighbors goat's gay

by bigwillyp January 27, 2010

girl next door

a girl that lives next door

Me: Hi, do you live around here?
Her: Yeah, I'm the girl next door!

by alien_no155 April 20, 2007