Next door assholes

Yesss, those assholes who stay up way too late fucking each other, scraping unknown objects against their walls. The assholes who crank up failinem aka eminem and think it's so cool. You see them in the apartment parking lot with their limp bizkit cranked all the way up while head banging. Seriously, who the fuck head bangs to limp bizkit?

You've yelled quite a few times but to no avail.

Jeff: Why are the guys next door having sex like they're animals in heat?

Caleb: How should I know what those next door assholes are doing? I hope their genitals catch on fire.

by tsunbot October 8, 2011

Nexting

Nexting is when you're walking / talking / hanging out with someone and they see another friend of theirs and immediately ditch you and start talking to them and leave you behind.

Kate: I saw you walking with Laurie a few minutes ago. Where is she?
Me: Laurie? Right. She nexted me for Kim.
Kate: Dang, sorry. I know what it's like to be nexted, nexting sucks.

by BoppinStrawberry November 30, 2016

next shit

Next level. Anything that is unexpected from the norm. Surprising and new.

Steph Curry's shot from around half court to beat the Thunder was some next shit.

by Hubbz October 2, 2017

NSS (Next Singer Syndrome)

NSS means 'Next Singer Syndrome' - it is when someone just can't seem to stop him or herself from singing the next part of the song that someone else’ started.

Office comfort room
Cubicle#1: Don't let them in, don't let them see. Be the good girl you always have to be, Conceal, don't feel, don't let them know. Well now they know…
Cubible#2: Let it go… let it go… can't hold it back anymore.
Cubicle#1:just cant resist the NSS (Next Singer Syndrome) mate? lol

by landobastardo February 20, 2015

next time

next time comes from the Latin phrase proximus tempus, which means sometime in the distant future... maybe.

"Hey, I'll by lunch next time"

"yeah, sure... next time"

by thewordprofessor October 19, 2011

next

Move on to the next woman. It's what intelligent and expirenced people tell idiotic newcomers to do, but they don't listen, and continue to pursue the same woman by giving her flowers and being nice and polite and showing good manners while she goes off and fucks some outlaw biker. Then she tells him about how good the outlaw biker was, and enventually she cries on his shoulder about how the outlaw biker treats her like shit. When and if he asks her out she tells him that she's sorry but she doesn't feel that way about him, and that she just wants to be friends.

God, I'm bitter.

"There's this girl.... blah blah blah.... and she actually looked at be... blah blah blah... I could tell she really liked me, because her eyes were open... blah blah blah blah"

"Dude, just next her, It's obvious she doesn't like you, and she just wants to fuck an outlaw biker. You screwed up, man. Just move on."

"No, I really think I'm in love this time, I'm mean she so pretty, and I think about her all the time... and blah blah blah blah"

"Shitcock"

by Andrew Callaway January 25, 2004

nexter

Cheap Information Technology related temporary labor hired to do simple automated tasks. In effect they are hired just to keep clicking the "next" button when prompted by the computer. They are usually employed to do tasks that doesn't require much thinking. These "nexters" just have to follow a simple script.

1. I hired some nexters to help with the software rollout. 2. I saved a ton of money using nexters to input the data. With the new system, I just had to hire some nexters to finish up.

by William Genao October 13, 2004