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The Nipple Newton

A sexual act that only scientists perform. The Nipple Newton is an act in which one scientist uses a clamp on another scientists nipples in order to create a climax. The Term " Newton " is adds to the scientific meaning of the sexual act and therefore, this is why it is called " The Nipple Newton ".
Right Mr Beteley, time for " The Nipple Newton ". Hold on to your horses!
by Greacy Grace the Third November 28, 2018
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Doing a Newton

An insult referring to the act of repeating ones words two or more times, as did Newton in the cartoon Hercules.
Drunkest of 3 Dudes says "Hey, want a beer?" (16 seconds later) "Hey, want a beer?"

Second drunk Dude says "Hey Dude, if you repeat yourself one more time I'm gonna kick your ass."

Third Drunk Dude adds "Yeah Dude, it wouldn't be the first time I saw him kick someones ass for doing a Newton"
by trobLd January 24, 2011
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Newton's 4th law

A so called scientific proof mentioned by kritik (name changed) whenever someone calls him sus
"Newton's 4th law. Bopz!", kritik (name changed) said as someone called him sus
by Bopzfellow June 26, 2021
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Cam Newton

IF CAM NEWTON GONNA PROPOSE HOMIE I'LL TAKE THE JEWELZ
Me, Kelsey, over Cam Newton. He be like damn yeah I'm ready to get squirted on.
by kcsknowsbest February 6, 2022
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Joshua Newton

That one guy who obsesses over pop culture and Star-Wars. Reasonably good at school however can be irritating. Will no doubt give you extra math homework.
I can't believe he just gave us extra homework! He is such a Joshua Newton
by RogueG June 20, 2019
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A Newton

An Asexual and/or aromantic person. It’s referenced by the fact that Sir Isaac Newton never had a wife, kids, and even a romantic partner.

Has no correlation with the unit of force, Newtons.
Bob: How come Eric never had a girlfriend before? He’s 27 years old!

Samuel: Oh, he’s a Newton, he told me. Basically means he’s asexual.
by Thatboinona December 29, 2023
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Newton

A new 1000 kg.
I just got a newton of work to do. Again. (sigh)
by Jacks ass August 11, 2009
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