Karen

Karen was born between 1982-1993. She drives a silver 2003 Volvo and uses two parking spots. Her hair is either a pixie cut or a bowl cut and is usually combed to one side. Karen is between slightly overweight to obese because she bullies fast-food managers into giving her free food. Typically this is done by threatening to report them for racism. Karen has two sons and a daughter, named Tim, Hunter and Elizabeth. Both sons are violent and out of control. They throw tantrums when they don't get a 240g bag of lollies because Karen needs to use the coupons to buy nappies for her princess. Karen will make her either suffering or equally as awful husband change Elizabeth, of course because she doesn't want to wipe a shitty asshole. Elizabeth's breathing is noisy because Karen refuses to believe that Elizabeth is allergic to the undercooked eggs she forced her to eat this morning. Karen will have a fit when told that the coupons expired in 2014 and even if it was valid, she was still quite short of money due to the full sugar cokes, cigarettes and huge bags of junk food. "Fuck the sugar tax", Karen moans. "Bring me your manager! I'm gonna get you fired!" She yells at the sobbing teen behind the counter. The manager bans Karen from the store as bystanders call the police, video her and post it on social media, or starts typing up the story on r/entitledparents. Karen is forced outside in handcuffs as her kids are brought home by her husband.
Don't be like Karen. Karen's an ass.

"I'm breaking up with you, so you should give me half your things!"
'We were together for a week, and nothing in this house belongs to you, you damn Karen. Get off my property before I call the police."

fun fact: I had to shorten this because apparently there's a word limit

by Not Your Local Drug Dealer August 5, 2021

karen

a massive twat

karen fuck off

by aggin July 13, 2022

Karen

White middle aged women with short blond hair usually homophobic and refuse to were a mask because "there vaccinated"

Karen no im- Karen no- KAREN I give up

by Jimin stan July 28, 2021

To Karen

Imagine you wake up in the morning, and you feel a sudden urge to suddenly be a dick. You decide to be a total boomer and try and ruin as many lives as humanly possible. The verb to define being a masochist at being a jerk. You enjoy others pain. You divorce Dave, take the kids, treat them as your slaves and have a weird Karen Haircut. You are the ultimate devil and evil goat god

Dave: My wife divorced me and took the kids!
Me: She was Karening! What a Karen! You should also learn how to Karen

by WeirdoIng April 16, 2020

The Karen's No

A term used to describe the discriminate denial/refusal of anything/one outside othemselves, or their entitled offspring and their requests.

"The manager was unable to defuse the situation even though it wasn't the stores fault due to The Karen's No."

"Jerry is unhappily married and can't leave because his wife has leverage enough to lay down The Karen's No."

by Red Caption April 27, 2019

Karen

Hooo boy this one is bad
Karen is everyone you hate. She is a entitled ho who has to talk to the manager even time something doesn’t go her fucking way. Usually has a bob haircut. Will take her fucking time to get anything done.

Karen: will you go 50 bucks for your iPhone 11?
Me: no it’s 1500 bucks
Karen: you grunt! I’m suing

by My cat might be a alien May 4, 2020

Karen

Karen is a ray of light. She is creative and unique, an enlightened being. She is pure and compassionate, a true star-seed being. She lives in the ether and her pure nature is the envy of others. She may be the target of lesser beings, but she will never wish them harm.

She’s tapped into the the collective consciousness. She’s a true Karen.

by VedicWisdom June 14, 2021