nut mustard

the rank crusties that grow on your balls due to absence in bathing

Hey joey i havent showered in days! Come smell my nut mustard.

by jonny and joey and scotty March 12, 2003

Butt Mustard

The mix off blood, cum and shit that is often created during anal sex. It's dirty brownish yellow color and thick, soupy consistency resembles Dijon mustard.

How am I ever going to get that Butt Mustard off of my sheets before my girlfriend gets home?!?!?!

by Dan Lyons December 28, 2008

Mustard Face

A Latin American individual who doesn't speak Spanish only English with a Keanu Reeves accent.

I met a few authentic Mustard Faces in El Paso, Texas, last night at Valero!

by Young Cat Meat August 16, 2009

mustard sandwich

1.) A woman's genitalia; a vulva; a vagoo.

2.) Also, a delicious sandwich exclusively containing mustard.

1.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

2.) Man, I would definitely eat her mustard sandwich.

by C. B. F. April 5, 2008

packin mustard

if a member of the opposite sex is incredibly attractive, one would say they are "packin' mustard". Derives from the slang "hot" to describe attractiveness but more poetic

that girl is packin mustard

by Georgey B March 25, 2007

Mustard pee

Mustard pee- That undesirable yellow liquid that comes out first when you are really expecting mustatd and usually makes your sandwich soggy

I made a sandwich in the middle of the night. I wasn't awake and forgot to shake the mustard so all he got was mustard pee that made his sandwich all soggy.

by IvyDana55 August 27, 2017

Mustard Job

The act of receiving, or giving fellatio whilst the penis is covered in America's finest condiment (mustard).

There I was, minding my own business next to the concession stand and this girl told me she was going to blow my mind. She whipped out the ole French's Classic and gave me the best mustard job I've ever had.

You guys will never believe this. The hot brunette at the party just gave me a mustard job in the back room.

by Bunzlaw December 13, 2019