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Metro Muslim 

A metro muslim is someone who is ‘culturally' muslim. He practices sporadically but he spends more time researching single origin coffee than praying. He takes his Islam for granted because he was raised secular but in a Muslim environment. Like the metrosexual equivalent to the alpha male. The only force that can defeat political or Jihadi Islam is the intellectual force of the MetroMuslim
He is so Metro Muslim that he matches his socks to his prayer mat.
Metro Muslim by Suzie Says So October 7, 2014

Ex-Muslim 

An individual who used to identify as Muslim and no longer is.

Ex Muslims are bad asses. Especially the ones who reside in Muslim countries. It takes strength and courage to leave a religion which condemns you to death for doing so. It takes strength and courage to be true to yourself when your Muslim family and Muslim friends judge and shun you for it.
Person A: What is an Ex-Muslim?

Person B: An Ex Muslim is someone who used to follow Islam, the followers are called Muslims. Now they don't practice or follow Islam so they are no longer Muslim."

Person A: "Good for them."
Ex-Muslim by Anonymous9723546 October 21, 2020

Moderate Muslim 

A Muslim who thinks the Ummah is still not powerful enough to take on the West and tries to compromise his practice of Islam temporarily. These people are prepared to wait until Muslim countries become powerful enough to threaten the civilized world.

These may also be muslims who practice taqiyya and tries to act peaceful.
guy with commonsense: Do you know what Saudi Arabia teaches its children?
Bush: C'mon. They're a country of moderate Muslims. Now let's take care of radicals like al-Qaeda and the tiny minority of extremists who malign the noble religion of Islam.
Moderate Muslim by theoneverdies December 6, 2006

double muslim

As previously defined by Richard Pryor, you have Muslims...then you have Double Muslims. Them's the ones you dont want to fuck with-them double muslims. 'Cause them motherfuckers can't wait to get to Allah. And they want to take eight or nine motherfuckers with 'em
Person 1 Aye, man. Wanna go down to the mosque and fuck with some muslims?

Person 2 Nah, man. They ain't no regular Muslims down there...they's them double muslims! I ain't about to fuck wit no double muslims
double muslim by pigvomit June 21, 2007

Schrödinger's Muslim 

A person who claims to be a practicing muslim but eats pork (claims it's just bits), has sex, and does drugs. He is the man in the high tower that looks down at others for not adhering to his own moral values. It's also easy for him to repent and pray for forgiveness because he -unlike others- will always find his way back to Allah.
Man, that dude Toufic is such a Schrödinger's Muslim. He did MDMA last week and had crazy sex but has the balls to lecture me about stealing a plant.
Schrödinger's Muslim by ksalam January 10, 2021

To go Muslim 

It means to intentionally give up all worries and hesitations to get completely engrossed in an object, or a task.

This phrase stems from the literal definition of "Islam," which means to completely submit to the will of the superpower in Arabic language.
The kids went Muslim on their first Halloween trick or treat event in Grandpa's neighborhood! They hauled at least 50 lbs of candy!

It's finally sunny in San Francisco! I am wearing my crop top and short shorts, for I am going muslim for Sun! Want to join me, Tiffany?

You have to go muslim on a magic mushroom trip in the park, or it will be all muscular cramps and bad moments! Embrace your sensations! Love them and enjoy!
To go Muslim by ninzy_got_tits November 13, 2021