beef muffler

when a girls pussy is so streched and long it can fit over a mans head to be warn like a helmet, It will also smell like a dirty doop.

Hey mum come over here and beef muffler me

by Ben Dover1 September 6, 2006

Hotel Muffler

Using hotel towels to muffle your farts while shacked up in a hotel with a strange woman.

When you are in a hotel room with strange woman about to get blown but you need to fart. You go into the bathroom, grab all the towels, hold them up to your ass and fart. Hence a hotel muffler. She suspects nothing unless she uses one off the towels to clean the gizz off her face

by Chilltown37 September 24, 2006

Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010

Muffler

A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts

Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.

by skidmarx88 May 4, 2011

cum muffler

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

by crapicarplips April 8, 2003

Detroit Muffler

While someone is tossing your salad you let out a hot, smelly fart in their face.

"She was my tossing my salad so I gave her a Detroit Muffler."

by emtsquared November 2, 2008

muffet

All you can eat pussy.

If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.

by kitty 1280 July 8, 2014