Muffin Milk

Muffin milk is the yummy liquid discharge when a woman is having an orgasm.

That Princess was juicy to start with, but I almost drown in hermuffin milk when she started cumming!

by ultradaddy October 10, 2013

splooge-a-muffin

When a man is at the point of cumming during sex and pulls out to shoot his fat load of hot cum all over his bitches bush.

To decorate a womens crotch with jizum.

To splooge ( the act of cumming) on her muffin (a womens vagina that is not shavin therefore knowing as a bush or her muffin).

Damn bro last night I made the biggest splooge-a-muffin on your moms cooter; it was intense!

My girl asked that I pull out cause she has an ob/gyn appt tommorrow so I gave her a splooge-a-muffin instead.

Wow! After I was done giving my girl a splooge-a-muffin it looked like spider-man had just shot his web on her crotch; it was so cool I had to take a picture.

by The SunMan November 22, 2011

Muffin Mingle

girl version of a sausage fest

that party was a total muffin mingle last night, where were the guys at?!

by Jputh November 29, 2009

Runt Muffin

A person of marginal intelligence who enjoys partaking in the exploration of upward concavities. Contrary to popular belief, runt muffins are usually obese, despite their limited diet of female genitalia.

Schmandie is such a runt muffin, did you see the way she looked at the cashier's nether regions?

by ritalinaddict September 23, 2009

Madame Muffin

A girl who insists on wearing shirts that are absurdly tight and skinny jeans, resulting in an "extreme" muffin top.

I swear, madame muffin over there is poppin out blueberrys

by mella rouge July 27, 2008

muffin beach

noun;; used affectionately, and short for mutha fuckin bitch:)
muffin beaches are by default amazing

Marco is my muffin beach!

by mrs.einstein February 12, 2009

Doof Muffin

The opposite of stud muffin. A goon. A major doofus. Someone who is terrible talking to or being with a girl. Someone who is not cool or a loser.

Man, Matt used to be super cool. Now he's just a doof muffin. What happened?

Phil will always be a doof muffin when it comes to the ladies.

by PiPeS2011 August 23, 2009