Muddy Sanchez

When a person with diarrhoea is invited into the bedroom. Said person will defecate into a milkshake glass from which the two partners will drink from. The frothy residue left on the upper lip is referred to as a "Muddy Sanchez". Popular in Mexico.

Note: Diarrhoea best drunk at room temperature, for the added hit of freshness.

Woman: Hey, how have you been?
Man: How ARE you!
*the two kiss*
Woman: Wow, nice moustache! How long did it take to grow it?
Man: Oh this? Oh that's just my Muddy Sanchez.
Woman: Your what?
Man: Oh, I was drinking some diarrhoea earlier this morning from a milkshake glass.
Woman: ...... stay away from my children.

by Harold Hustaffsvenson June 18, 2006

muddy chalupa

when someone take a soft crap in their pants so it speads all up and down the crack of their ass, then they sit on another person's face so they can eat the muddy chalupa.

I've decided to propose to my girlfriend, she's so awesome - last night she prepared a muddy chalupa for dinner and I ate it all up!

by bobo_hobo July 10, 2006

Muddy Wheel barrow

When you blow your load in someone’s ass hole and in an effort to save your sheet (or whatever your on) you grab your partner by the ankles and make them walk on their hands until you get to the bathroom (or a proper dumping area).

If it weren’t for the muddy wheel barrow I would have ruined my new sheets!

by nicktheprick January 10, 2008

muddy helmet

The head of a penis that has been inserted and removed from an anus.

Sara forgot to take a dump before i pounded her asshole, when i pulled out my cock was covered in shit. I hate cleaning up a muddy helmet.

by skitzo October 19, 2003

Meady

To be ugly or not good looking

"Bro she used to be leng but now she's looking kinda meady

by em kayy November 18, 2020

muddy buddy

muh-di buh-di noun.

Knocking over a portable toilet with someone inside

I was covered in doo doo butter after bein the victim of a muddy buddy

by the all mighty god 420 September 27, 2011

Muddy Tugboat

Using feces as a lubricant to jack off.

Nothing makes me cum faster than the muddy tugboat.

by KellieS June 7, 2009