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El Mono

El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!

Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
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Mono Matt

doing a mono matt, is talking in a very dull monotone voice,can be very exciting if used correctly
"M y n a m e i s m a t t"
by krelle November 26, 2003
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Mono

To be angry.
(because when you're angry you frown and get a mono-brow)
He was getting mono... etc
by Charlotte Lord February 24, 2009
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monoclarigynephobic

Afraid of single beautiful women.

Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
1. He's not gay, he's just monoclarigynephobic.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
by Harmor February 5, 2007
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mono chi-chi

Last night I took that chick out from proscessing and went to feel her up and discovered she had a mono chi-chi
by ngryjhony January 11, 2010
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monobrow

An extremely crusty caterpillar across someones forehead. Usually formed because the person decided/couldn't get pluckers. Most commonly said people with monobrows are named Marco. Also monobrows are sometimes flared up on the sides.
Man! That crusty kid over there needs to stop flarin' his monobrow!
by Crusty Monochode February 20, 2011
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Awkward Monocle

When you are in an awkward situation, make a circle with your right index finger and them and slap your chest with your left hand.
Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008
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