El Mono is the new way of communicating! By surgically installing an antenna into your head, you can call your friends with only a 60% chance of receiving head cancer!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
Plus, you get a free purple monkey which not only acts as the battery but saps your soul, eventually leaving your body an emaciated husk and whisking your soul back to our International Headquaters for usage in new types of devices!
"I just had an El Mono installed, now I can call my friends where ever I want!"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
"My El Mono battery pack stole my sould. I want it back."
"Johnnie Somedude died when they tried to install an El Mono into his head. Sucks to be Johniie Somedude, huh?"
by Vee Are Are Schee October 20, 2003
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by Charlotte Lord February 24, 2009
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Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
Broken down into its components, 'mono' - one : single : alone; 'clari' - clear or pure, 'gyne' - female reproductive organ; 'phobic' - aversion for.
1. He's not gay, he's just monoclarigynephobic.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
2. I don't know why he's so monoclarigynephobic...women aren't that scary.
by Harmor February 5, 2007
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by ngryjhony January 11, 2010
Get the mono chi-chi mug.An extremely crusty caterpillar across someones forehead. Usually formed because the person decided/couldn't get pluckers. Most commonly said people with monobrows are named Marco. Also monobrows are sometimes flared up on the sides.
by Crusty Monochode February 20, 2011
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Person 1: Dude, last night was awesome, I got so trashed.
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
Person 2: Yeah man, me too.
Person 3 enters: Well, I just ate my own poop.
Person 1 & 2: ... (Awkward Monocle is performed)
by bpinthehouse October 9, 2008
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