moose pot

A game typically played at parties or on vacation. All guys put $10-$50 into the "Moose Pot." Then at the end of the game the guy who has sex with the ungliest girl wins the moose pot. The moose pot can be played as a consolation prize to your friend who is down on his luck. Or the game can be played actively were everyone is going after the ugly chicks. There are varying rules. You can have multiple entires. The winner is decided by vote. Previous relations or partners are disqualified. The game is fun is won with offisive and defensive tactics.

He won the moose pot last night with the girl that weighed like a deuce and a half.

Did you moose my friend last night?

No, you fucked her before, so she is DQ'ed from moose pot.

by jason wright November 21, 2005

moose boobs

nickname for a girl whos the coolest and most fun girl you know.

``hey whats up moose boobs``

by honeyD December 15, 2010

moose noodle

excess vaginal discharge on a g-string

things got so hot, she ended up with a moose noodle

by Aya Coryn August 4, 2009

Bruce the Moose

A shot consisting of tequila and Hot Damn. After one takes this shot, it is required to put your hands up like antlers on your head.

Who wants a Bruce the Moose? I'm buying.

by Chucky Diesel February 7, 2010

Moose Douche

Someone who exceeds the limits of being a douchecanoe, douchenozzle, or douchebag.

"Check out the antlers on that moose douche."

by moosedouchegabbana August 16, 2017

Congo Moose

A large African-American woman.

I couldn’t make it to the back of the store because the Congo Moose and her cart took up the whole isle.

by JunkieMonkeyMoose August 9, 2021

moose sneeze

When you have explosive diarrhea and it blows all over the rim of the bowl and bottom of the toilet seat.

Just like a moose sneeze, the same thing happens out of your ass.

by Hullbastard February 5, 2014