Although beyond the reach of mortal females, a state of existence, beauty, sexuality, philosophy, and attitude that females of the human species should nevertheless strive to attain; includes black hair and Italian (from Italy, not Brooklyn)accent.
George: Mia is pretty hot, I am thoroughly enjoying her white thong with the rhinestone heart over her ass.
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".
Mike: Yes. And she smells nice, has silky smooth skin, makes pleasant conversation, and is a talented dancer that gives me a special feeling. Even her pooch is cute. She reminds me a little of "Monica Bellucci".
by Herodotus July 28, 2008
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That Korean BBW was absolutely delicious, but I almost Monica'd waiting in line at the frozen yogurt stand afterward.
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Get the Monica mug.Literally the kinkiest bitch you will ever meet. She smiles all the time, laughs at everything, but that's just a cover up. She probably has read and watched '50 Shades of Grey' 50 times.
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Get the monica mug.A girl who is very loud. Usually has a close knit of best-friends but a lot of "friends." Gets involved with A SHIT TON of beef.
Very sensitive also. At times also concerned with others.
Very sensitive also. At times also concerned with others.
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I’m being spammed by a Monica who thinks she knows more about my illness than my medical specialist because she once saw a chart a fringe website
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Get the Monica mug.(1) Personal effects / acts of cleanliness performed in the bathroom before you hook up with someone for the first time in a sad attempt to make a great first impression in bed; (2) Cleaning yourself before a hook-up because you've been out and grody and didn't think you'd end up hooking up with someone.
She took a minibath in his sink and used his toothbrush to take care of business before they did the deed.
by Rhames May 18, 2009
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