Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram

“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

by Moist Banana1234 June 25, 2019

Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.

I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!

by NotDaShon January 22, 2017

Moist Gauntlet

When you fist a hot chica up to your ladgendary elbow like a knight of shagalot

Dave - "what you do last night bro?" Aaron - "I fell asleep last night with a moist gauntlet called saffy, now my arms as wrinkly as wills mums vag"

by silkysmoothandgeneralmastertye May 23, 2014

moist karl

Poop in tube sock and proceed to beat your mate with filled sock.

Johnny dropped deuce in my sock and moist karled the shit out of bobby

by Dustysnacks September 13, 2013

Moist Sati

a fresh steamy sam straight out the shower.

"Quick get a towel theres a moist sati about!"

by rashee October 20, 2008

Moist Cunt

1-Malibu

1-vodka
1/2 - peach Schnapps
1- OJ
1/2 Cran
1/4 - sour
1/4 sprite
Whipped cream
Attribution: Andrew, Sandy, Jason, Brandon, Tess, Yvette, Ryan @ JimmyGs in Carson City

I would like a Moist Cunt

by drewvinci November 15, 2019