moist texts

The opposite of a dry text; a juicy text. A text with meaning and value as opposed to a one-word reply.

I thought i was talking to her exclusively, but then I see screenshots of her moist texts with her other buns!

by NotDaShon January 22, 2017

Moist Pretzel

1) Noun. A wet, soggy pretzel
2) Adjective. Having stupid and ugly qualities
3) Noun. A stupid and utterly ugly person. Someone who nobody likes.

"You are such a moist pretzel!"

by WheatThin123 May 12, 2014

Moist Banana

A Lazy Ass Banana Making memes and posting them on Instagram

“Hey have you heard of Moist Banana?”
“Yeah that Guy Sucks”

by Moist Banana1234 June 25, 2019

Moist Cereal

The act of eating cum covered cereal out of a girls vagina.

"I had some moist cereal last night."

by GentleChaos May 24, 2017

MOIST TURDLET

A smol wet piece of feces.

Ay mang, I just dropped a few moist turdlets. My dog just ate pasta sauce and dropped a few moist turdlets under my dining table.

by KnackKnack0630 January 4, 2018

moist heaves

It's that moment in time when the dry heaves start to change. When you transition to the copious amounts of spit and drool that is the opening act for the full vomit show.

I try to go back to cleaning out the vomit pool in the car seat, but my "moist heaves" are building momentum, each one bringing me closer to full throttle tummy trouble.

by Northern Hammer May 22, 2023

moist carnival

another term for a woman's vagina, as it is moist and full of fun, just like a carnival.

Damn that girl kylie had a moist carnival.

by koth koth February 6, 2017