Mikaal

Mikaal is the biggest weed smoker there is. He likes to yell at his penis a lot and he has a dark sense of humor and is funny.

Oh look! Mikaal is yelling at his penis again!!

by never0-0loved February 18, 2019

Mika-Chu

Someone who Is crazy
Says poonani alot
& doesn't like the smell of turkey

Damn you mika-chu!
dude thats a mika-chu right derrr!

by EhHEhah March 28, 2009

Mika exley

A small, weird child sent to this world by satan. It has a weird addiction to writing and playing childrens video games like pokemon, animal crossing and harvest moon. If you dis Nintendo in front of it, it will find you and it will scream into your ears about how great nintendo is for the entirity of the day before it passes out. This specimen can often be found starting animes and never finishing it because it is very forgetful.

When nothing goes right- it's because Mika Exley touched it

by mika_is_amazing May 7, 2018

Mika-itis

Mika-itis (The Mika disease) : a rare disease that has no treatment.

Symptoms of this can be: low self esteem, zoning out, not listening, being stupid and confused, hiding all bad emotions so you’re like a robot ninja that gives no fucks, being a bitch 24/7, looks like a potato...but is also cute af tho.

Can also be used to describe an individual that displays some or all symptoms.

“Looks like you’ve got a case of Mika-itis“

by Tony stank September 20, 2018

Mikah

A boy that you thought you loved but he didn’t love you back. He always pranked you and you neva know when he’s kiddin or when he’s not. He is mad cute tbhhhhh. He won’t get off the video games and when you have to have a real conversation with him, he never listens and goofs off. You will neva get over him even though he was prob cheating on u

Ex
Girl1: bro mikah just broke up wit me for no reason, idk if he is prankin me or naaa
Girl2: get over him, he never will deserve you, ur too good for him all the way

by BitchDont@Me May 1, 2020

Mika

British slang for a male with no testicles.

Mika the singer, his voice is celestial.
He hits the high notes, because he has no testicles.

by Acedaddyyo January 24, 2010

Mikalah Gordon

A 2005 American Idol Contestant who made it to the top 24, hopefully making it to the top. Her unique and "jumpy" personality is what American Idol needs, and her voice far more than adequate for this competition.

Mikalah did a great job singing at her try outs. Depsite the fact that she's hot, did you see how fast she was bouncing?!

by Vagrant February 21, 2005