fist mitten

1.) Of or pertaining to a person(s) Anus, Rectum, Rear-end, Butthole; particularly of one whom likes to be fisted.

2.) An Internal Body Part/Place Where One Might Use To Stash Illegal Contraband.

3.) May Also Be Known As A Man Vault, Backdoor, Butt Safe or The Vault; To Name A Few.

When pertaining to areas on the human body where one might try to conceal illegal items, mainly drugs, it may be necssary to stash it inside the anus- or jokingly the fist mitten (especially if the person is male & gay.)

To Be Used In A Humorous Nature, Not Offensive.

by CrazyCrab69 October 25, 2022

All gloves and mittens

A phrase used to describe two things so similar their differences are irrelevant, or are uninteresting. "It's all the same too me".

Person A: Which guy from ____ boyband do you think is cutest ???
Person B: Eh... they're all gloves and mittens.

by Marshallllllllllllll Banana February 13, 2015

Squeeze your mitten

To take a piss.

Jimbo, do you need to squeeze your mitten before we get in the Buick?

by Squeeze your mitten July 7, 2022

Motted

Unbelievably drunk and/or high, to the point where you are not aware of where you are, who you are with or even your own name.

Poor Lauren, I wonder if she knows that was Shaun last night...NOT Ryan. She was so fucking Motted.

by L_Boogs May 11, 2008

kicking mittens

The act of smoking weed or wanting to smoke weed.

"Let's go kick some mittens."

"Hold on im kicking mittens."

by M-T-Byr-ne November 20, 2006

sweater mittens

breasts, generally of the smaller variety

Veronica's dress fit like a glove, putting every inch of her body on display, from her subtle posterior, to her perky little sweater mittens.

by MrMOSCRU September 7, 2009

Flesh Mitten

Step 1: find a chick with ass-gape like you read about
Step 2: get elbow deep in that shit
Step 3: Bang her from behind
Step 4: Jerk yourself off with your flesh mitt.

After I successfully performed the flesh mitten on this chick I called every member of my family to tell them how fucking sweet time I am.

by The Stink Finger January 17, 2011