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Mitchell

Mitchells are guys who have a really nice personality. His hair can be a bit wild and untamed but his eyes. oH hIs EyES. They are the most Bahama blue eyes on the planet. He is normally really shy and awkward but when with people he's comfortable with he is a rowdy boy. He may look innocent but Mitchells are always quite freaky.
Person 1: Oh wow. Look at his eyes! They're so blue!
Person 2: Oh he must be a Mitchell
by i.s.a.i.a.h.g.o.m.e.z November 21, 2020
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Mitchelled

When you drink too much and you vomit but don’t realize you have to vomit till you’ve already vomited.
Mitchell: 🤢🤮🤮🤭
Mitchel: I think I have to throw up🤪

That’s why it’s called Mitchelled
by M1DNightDL1TE December 6, 2020
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Mitchell Paul Jones

A Mitch Jones is whatever you want it to be. If you want it to be your best friend, done! Worst enemy, done! If your a Mitch Jones than you could get almost any woman you want. But you don't because you don't want you're wife to kick everybody's butt. A Mitch Jones is tuff. If you tried to eat a Mitch Jones you would have to chew just one piece till you were 80 years old. He could beat you and your dad up even if he was 5 years old. But he doesn't. If your lucky.
Man I don't know what to do with my life. Should I help the hungry, or cure cancer?

Or should I go all the way and be Mitchell Paul Jones and do it all at once?
by Jason Jay Shields December 14, 2020
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Mitchell

Mitchells are generally strong, intelligent, and sporty people with a uniquely rye sense of humor and a presence that you can feel from across a room.

When they feel like it, they can be really fun and outgoing, but will need time to themselves to find the energy to socialize. (They tend to be the type of person who’s lowkey a popular loner)
They do their best to be thoughtful and conscious of the people around them, but can struggle to empathize and express their exact emotions to others.

Their greatest weakness is their proclivity to hold pent-up energy and strong emotions deep inside, as when they eventually release (though once in a blue moon) things can get pretty messy.

Their greatest strength is having natural talent in most things. They develop skills as easily as they can crack funny jokes.

They’re pretty decent with women, but could definitely use some practice as they WILL catch feelings 7/10 times for like, literally no reason whatsoever.

9/10 times they’re also tall Mfs with a low ass alcohol tolerance.
Hey look it’s Mitchell - the chill af dude I told you about.

Yea sure, but I guarantee he can’t out drink an 8 year old.

Nah, probs not.
by Thefactspitter February 3, 2021
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mitchell

very horny man, with a large penis. He's also very hot and the girls love him.
You're as big as a Mitchell
by hotmanxoxo March 4, 2021
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Mitchell

That guy always eats penguin eggs, he is such a mitchell
by armadillo is the best June 14, 2021
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mitchelsphone

you don’t need examples stfu
mate: MITCHELSPHONE IS CHRISTIANS BESTIE
other mate: IKR OMG
by cleardamnskyig August 3, 2021
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