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misconstroodle

1) another word for sex
2) anything sexual

created by two girls named sam and hayley..they were walking at night in the deserted town of marblehead when they decided to misconstroodle..and since then its been a word. pshhhyeah.
i want to misconstroodle you real bad right now..
by hayley and sam April 3, 2005
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Messor

A.
Latin Word meaning 'reaper'.
Latin words for reaper, 'messor' and 'messoris'.

B.
In Roman mythology, Messor was one of the minor god assistants (harvesting) of Ceres, the goddess of agriculture.

C.
Messor is a genus of myrmicine ants, similar to Aphaenogaster.
About Ceres (Messor is mentioned in this section):

"Ceres made up a trinity with Liber and Libera, who were two other agricultural gods. She also had twelve minor gods who assisted her, and were in charge of specific aspects of farming: "Vervactor who turns fallow land, Reparator who prepares fallow land, Imporcitor who plows with wide furrows" (whose name comes from the Latin imporcare, to put into furrows), "Insitor who sowed, Obarator who plowed the surface, Occator who harrowed, Sarritor who weeded, Subruncinator who thinned out, Messor who harvested, Conuector who carted, Conditor who stored, and Promitor who distributed"."
by Jukka Perkka September 23, 2007
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massownage

a male who thinks he can do anything he wants just because he gets pleasure from getting oral and anal sex in the butt by other men.
massownage
by genebarrett December 27, 2008
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Missouri Oil Driller

Before having sex first the lady will take an exessive amount of laxatives. Next the gentleman will prosition her into the pile-driver position and then start banging her ass. Eventually she will have to take a shit, you keep on going until the last minute. When you pull out there will be enought pressure behind the shit (probabley diarrhea) that it will exit the ass looking like when a someone strikes oil.
Pablo: Damn, Karen's a nasty girl. Last night we were doing the Missouri Oil Driller when I pulled out, she aimed at me and I got drenched.

Ramon: That will happen.
by Hyman Rothstein May 29, 2011
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miscommunication

So we told them we'd be at my house but we decided to go to Taco Bell instead. Then we told them to go to Corn's house, then to my house again. I don't know why they're angry. It was just a little miscommunication.
by Whitewright July 21, 2006
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Misao

An awesome being who buys you things and sends you them. This person also get's easily embarrassed and makes pouty faces at you when you tease them. She touches you back when you No-no place touch her and she doesn't like no-no parts drawn on her leg in sharpie. She's also beautifal and awesome in every way and I love her.
tocuh my No-no Parts Misao ;D
by Rooface July 28, 2011
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messosexual

The dirty-boy look of the late nineties: messy hair, flubble, smart casual... the works.
No two in their right minds, can argue that Brad Pitt is the messosexual of the world. Now he changed all of that.
by hytham_hammer October 29, 2006
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