Mischaphobia

The irrational fear of being hit by a clarinet from a woman named Mischa.

Nathan has Mischaphobia

by Williamfeelsblue June 7, 2022

Mischannelphobic

The fear of accidentally posting wrong content on the wrong channel in Discord.

A: Is this the right channel to post memes? I don't wanna break rules.
B: Yes it is. You're just mischannelphobic.

by Sus Engine June 13, 2022

MISCHA

An amazing person YASSSS QUEEEN SLAYYYYY

Mischa is amazing, I love mischa

by Itmehehe September 3, 2022

Mischievous

A feeling of a lot sneakyness

Person 1: How would you describe mischievous
Person 2: Imagnae a fly rubbing it's hands

by Smashdvs January 7, 2023

anal miscalculation

not to be confused with anal fraud

1. that's thinking youre hitting backdoor but realize you have been hitting straight back fat the moment you are about to nut. So you have to slap her in the back of the head and tell her she's trying to fraud.

dom:" I thought I was fucking this girl in the ass last night but I was just fucking her back fat so i had to slap her"

eddie:" that's an anal miscalculation"

by rampage eddie June 3, 2013

Joke miscarriage

When you think of a good thats revelent currently, but you waited too long to tell it and now its dead

Mark: look at that chicken crossing the road
John: *thinks of great joke*
Mark: Anyway...
*40 minutes later
John: i just had a joke miscarriage

by Ronald k chump August 7, 2018

catholic miscarriage

When a woman or girl claims to have had a miscarriage, but in reality has had an abortion. The purpose of the lie is to not bring shame, offend, or incur the wrath of her heavily Catholic family.

Woman 1: Did you hear that Maggie went and had a Catholic miscarriage.
Woman 2: God, that old scam? We need some damn feminism up in here.

by Shine Aqua Illusion August 3, 2019