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the microwave

the warming up of a stiff penis inside of a vagina without movement in preparation of thrusting and grinding in the wee early hours of the morn
after a great night's sleep, my boyfriend decided to marinate in the microwave before we turned up the temperature and got things going.
by krupabot February 18, 2014
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Mexican Microwave

Noun - The act of eating a cheap mexican microwavable burrito, going for a run to mix up the contents of your stomach, and using the explosive diarrhea that results as lube for sex with your partner.
- Dude, you seen my burrito that was in the freezer?
- Yeah, I used it to give sheila a Mexican Microwave.
- Oh, sweet. How was it?
- It was Nasty, I puked on her.
by sexyymonkeyy69 March 16, 2013
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reverse microwave

a not yet invented device that - unlike ordinary microwave ovens - cools down food or beverages in an instant
Person a: aw, my budweiser isn't cold anymore!

Person b: just put it in the reverse microwave, it'll be cold in a second.

Person a: great thinking! - wait, it isn't invented yet?!

Person b: oh yeah, that's right. Sucks.
by vulvasker November 12, 2009
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hisoka morow

Hisoka Morow is a clown from the anime hunter x hunter. He is considered a pedophile, but that is wrong. Hisoka does not want Gon sexually or for his body, Hisoka wants nothing but to fight Gon and even kill him if he gets strong enough.

Gon is a young boy from the anime hunter x hunter who wears all green.

Hisoka acts the way he does as in having an organism, not because of Gon, but because of the power and potential Gon holds. Hisoka acts this way twords chrollo who is the leader of the phantom troupe in hunter x hunter as well, and he is a full grown man.

Hisoka is known to have a sexual attraction to Machi someone in the phantom troupe as he has asked her out twice. But some people also ship him with illumi an assassin in the show. All ships in this anime are fine, as long as you know; Hisoka Morow is NOT a pedophile. In the giph you see him fighting Gon.
Hisoka Morow is the best character in hunter x hunter, and is the only true pare with illumi.
by Hisoka Morow November 24, 2019
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Microwave inflation

When the cooking time of food needs to be adjusted to account for a weaker or stronger microwave.
The microwave at my dorm room is older than the one at my house, so when I make a bag of popcorn, I have to adjust for microwave inflation.
by marblew August 2, 2011
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marowana

by Steaver370 April 26, 2004
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Microwaveable Fuckpile

Frozen foods usually involving no preparation other than heating in the microwave, especially foods of limited nutritional value. Examples would be pizza bites and mini tacos usually consumed by college students.
"No wonder Steve is a fatass, all he eats is microwaveable fuckpile."
by telefpreen February 15, 2009
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