The Method

The Method is when the usage of alcohol greatly benefits one's rizz. Most common at parties, the method allows someone with normally no game, to get some play. Though it is not necessary, the method works best when your partner is also drunk.

Me: Bro how did you pull that girl last night
Sood: I used the method

by zlong March 5, 2023

Toilet method

The toilet method is where you consume a powder by first filling your mouth up with water, then putting the powder on top, and then swallowing. This way, the powder doesn't get stuck in your mouth, it just goes down the hatch without you tasting it.

Why are you mixing that powder with water? And capsules? Just do the toilet method.

by The Dictionary Beast May 3, 2023

The Russel Crowe Method

To finish off ridiculously quick while in a sexual act such as intercourse or skullfucking.

The other night my girlfriend was being a cunt, so when we had intercourse i used the Russel Crowe Method on that bitch.

by Pat Yates August 27, 2009

The Alivelisse Method

To love ones relatives unconditionally against all odds; even after multiple disappointments and betrayals. Being the glue that keeps together a dysfunctional family and delusionally holding on to the hope that their family can one day be a happy/harmonious one.

"Try use the Alivelisse Method on your family situation but you can't do that forever! If your family doesn't get their act together while you're "Alivelissing" it, then move across the country or something and be happy for once while they fend for themselves (also for once)."

by HappyBubbles January 21, 2015

dirty fingernails method

The dirty fingernails method is when you are jerking off and you stick your finger up your butt and move it around. Said to give you 10x the pleasure when you cum

SpongeBob: hey Patrick last night I did the dirty fingernails method to a picture of sandy
Patrick: ew that's gross! But how did it feel?

by _amb.21_ July 5, 2016

THE SEGJI METHOD

The Segji Method ( as known as the superior method among all other methods ) is used to describe someone's perfection with a situation, game or other relevant activities, some of these acts within The Segji Method include, being able to push yourself to perfection, a stable mindset, the ability to enjoy an activity or a game without caring about statistics, for someone to reach The Segji Method would be an incredible feat worth cherishing for the rest of their lives.

wow that guy over there is playing really well he must know The Segji Method!

by anonymous November 23, 2020

marble method

A way to locate fat people. Simply drop a marble on the floor and follow it. because of gravity the marble will travel to the lowest point of the floor....where all the fat people are

Hi Frank what's up

Can't talk now I am using the Marble Method to find the Snapple Lady

by kahn May 13, 2005