merle

A dirty cunt who stinks really fucking bad

You seen that one bitch on the wizl? Totally a merle. Damn cunts

by Rakiel March 14, 2008

merle

Merle (m-url) is a rare mammal species long thought by scientists to be extinct. Although the merle physically appears very similar to human beings, it is genetically closer to an orangutangue. A merle was recently discovered living amongst humans in Halifax, Nova Scotia. Very few studies have been conducted on this Merle as it becomes enraged when approached by scientists.

Why are you attacking me!? You're acting like a Merle!

by Mimfucker April 26, 2008

Merlin

The act of Shitting into someone's mouth.

Person 1:I 'merlin'd' your mum last night
Person 2:You Sick Bastard

by Spyke+rabi January 17, 2009

merfler

A wicked awesome person who spends time in merfle.

The merflers were hyperactive and having a love-fest.

by Holinator November 3, 2003

Merlina Medina

Merlina Medina
is a Genius!, she is how a sunlight.

You are as Merlina!
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by Master January 19, 2005

Merlin's gag

Merlin's gag usually occurs after intimate pubic relations. In involves finding a rogue, ominously thick, hair at the back of your throat. Merlin's gag ensues, it's a cat like reflex, but no matter what you do that sucker is not going anywhere.

Jesus, I've had a Merlin's gag on all day! I knew I should have wet shaved her first!

by JosieA May 27, 2007

Merkled

Another word for being wasted on alcohol or drugs.

Fam I was merkled at that point.

by Judged_differently March 1, 2011