melon dick

when your mans dick comes home smelling like another girls perfume

"man did you know joe got caught cheating?"
"what how??"
"he came home with some mad melon dick"

by thegirlsinenglishclass July 26, 2016

melonjob

The act of carving a melon into the shape of a 4' long erect penis and inserting it anally into your co-workers and or friends during a sleepover at your grandmothers house.

Get over here daddy and give me a melonjob

by MelonOfSherb January 23, 2017

Melonhead

A compliment, as the person is regarded as a melon. Melons are better than people, so if you are called a melonhead it is a great honour.

"Yo Deardrie, Suzan just made a dank meme about Pascal. What a melonhead!"

by Suzan Sambell February 23, 2017

Meiron

Sexy guy that is one of the riches people in the world soon he will BANG EVERY GIRL I his class he we make women die because he is the cutes guy in the world

Meiron you banged alle of the sexy women in the USA an Norway

by Thomas effromgf February 24, 2017

marony

Marony is the type of person that you'll want to have by yourside in hard times and fun times. He's such a charming person and will make you have the best times of your life He's a keeper ! Cute,Funny,Awesome .

Marony The type of person to be with and be by his side! Definitly a keeper.

by DescribingNames March 15, 2017

melon penis

When your girl is sucking so hard on your nob that it becomes swollen... YOU HAVE A MELON PENIS

Ah dude brah, my gurl gave me total melon penis last night it was radical.

by bigballs22 October 24, 2017

meconium

a dark greenish mass that accumulates in the bowel during fetal life and is discharged shortly after birth

The nurse cleaned up the infants meconium

by Nobody Beats The Rez February 8, 2018