Mermaid

A female merperson. A mythical female spirit with the upper-body of a human, as well as the lower-body of a sea creature (usually a dolphin) who lives in a waterway (usually the sea) and usually has benign musical enchantment powers, (e.g. the power to bless, heal, guide & protect others, especially sailors by their beautiful singing or playing of music).

'The mermaid sat on the rocks, along the shore gazing at the moon and magically guiding the sailors towards a safe journey by the grace of her beautiful song.'

(Notes: Mermaids aren't to be confused with sirens who only use their musical enchantment powers for evil. Please read my definition of a siren for comparison.

Also, some mermaids have human legs, as well as live and breathe underwater as 'mer-maid' means 'woman from the sea', in old English.

Lastly, there are male merpeople who fit this entire definition, except that they aren't female).

by DianaLuciusDeCollis August 3, 2022

mermaid milk

when your special friend gives u the mermaid milk.

white liquid deprived from a hector injector

oh baby let me have your mermaid milk ;)

by BaTsEyHB February 19, 2018

Mattress mermaid

1) A person (typically a female) that is content with laying with anyone on any bed with the intention of engaging in sexual acts; they are so content with doing the sex on any bed, because it's like their natural habitat.

That girl is a mattress mermaid, because she don't care whose bed she climbs into to get plowed.

by One1Upp July 17, 2024

Mermaid

Swinger lifestyle. A married female who is allowed to play with others without her husband present.

Are you a unicorn or mermaid?

by Katarina Rose October 16, 2022

Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022

Mermaid

Another name for “cunt”

“You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”

by anonymous February 7, 2024

Fickle Mermaid

The maneuver when you run for an office you are vastly unqualified for and refuse to share basic information about your personal income and policy positions with voters

Cynthia Nixon is really pulling a fickle mermaid with the people of New York

by AnWIlliamson June 2, 2018