merpinator

someone who “merps” ode

“it was ode quiet, we def could’ve used a merpinator”

by boofinators December 10, 2022

merinium

The days in between Christmas and New Years Eve, the through in between the peaks. A merry twist on the Perinim - the space in between the anus and the sexual organs

I pity the unlucky souls with birthdays in the merinium, everybody’s just about done and only thinking about NYE!

by Mr Teeee December 28, 2022

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010

poo-mergency

(adjective) an event describing the situation one finds ones self in when they require an urgent use of toilet facilities for defecation.

I was at work today and had a poo-mergency; now I have to buy new pants.

by Frankenbaround February 25, 2011

Tymeka Menginie

Loving, out going, hyper, lovable chick. Known for making random sounds and always putting a smile on someones face.

I was so sad until I saw Tymeka Menginie

by Biebergirllll April 28, 2013

Hooded Merganser

an uncircumcised penis.

Example 1: Hey girl, you ready for this hooded merganser!

Example 2:
Dude 1: Damn bro, you rocking that hooded merganser!
Dude 2: Hell yeah man, my parents didn’t believe in circumcision.

by theHoodedMerganser March 27, 2023

Batting Merrins

Australian slang saying for when someone is dating a person who is a significantly higher catch than themselves.w

The saying is a variation on the term "Batting Overs" which literally means you're batting above your average, but colloquially refers the above dating reference. It originated as a comment on former Rugby League player Trent Merrin during the time he was dating/engaged to professional surfer Sally Fitzgibbons.

Guy 1 "Have you seen his new girlfriend? She's so much better looking than he is"
Guy 2 "Yeah, he's definitely batting Merrins"

by JimmyTI May 16, 2023