mercy

mercy kisses anybody

mercy would you kiss *blank*?
mercy kisses anybody

by swiftieSPTS77 June 25, 2023

Mercayden

The man with the plan, the rizzilante, he is literally him, any girl within a 5 meter radius instantly has an orgasm.

Omg did u see mercayden

Smash.

by Big balls nigga 3060 July 20, 2023

Mercayden

Is the most sexy thang alive, most attractive scarring person ever. Has a BBC, bro makes girls within a 5 meter radius orgamsm .

Omg mercayden ur so hot

by Big balls nigga 3060 July 20, 2023

Mercy

The most cringe character on overwatch ever. You can watch breaking bad, help out your grandma and eat a burger while playing top 500 mercy and STILL carry. This hero is braindead and all their users are braindead too. I'm really horny for the mercy lifeguard skin though. STOP SCrEAMING IN THE MIC

Person 1: Do you play overwatch
Person 2: Yes
Person 1: Whom do you main
Person 2: Mercy
Person 1: kys

by LucKisser341 August 5, 2023

Mercy buckets!

Plastic pails of relief/comfort-materials --- i.e., cleansing-wipes, salve/ointment, bandages, hot-packs, ice-compresses, etc. --- dat bring much-needed solace to people with abrasions, sunburn, tired/achy muscles, sore/irritated skin, etc., and so they will profusely thank you in French for providing said soothing products.

Company nurse, speaking to a worker who's suffering heat-stroke: Want a nice cool wet towel and some milk of magnesia?
Worker: S'il vous plait.
Nurse, administering said welcome relief: Silver plates?!
Worker: Mercy buckets!

by QuacksO August 10, 2024

mercy roll

When you wake up in the middle of the night with a hard on and you realize your girlfriend is in a deep sleep and so it won't be happening. Therefore you simply mercy roll and stop poking her with your hard on.

Realizing it aint gonna happen in the middle of the night, I mercy rolled over and stopped pocking the wife with my hard on dick.

by Gzzzt October 20, 2023

mercy rip

the few rips you can get from a dying vape.

friend: "awe my vape just died"
me: "wait a few minutes and try to get a mercy rip"

by ahfkwllsdm November 20, 2023