by revdoug October 02, 2006
Angry fat red heads that order happy meals and go into the bathroom (public) and have sex, then they take special sauce and rub on each others privite parts and lick it off.
by Cosmo99 August 17, 2011
Eating an entire meal without drinking anything, especially dry food, like buns or something. And then not drinking any water with it.
Guy 1: "I just ate a three course meal!"
Guy 2: "What did you drink?"
Guy 1: "Uhh...Nothing"
Guy 2: "Dude, you just ate a Dry Meal, way to be"
Guy 2: "What did you drink?"
Guy 1: "Uhh...Nothing"
Guy 2: "Dude, you just ate a Dry Meal, way to be"
by ThisShitIsAlsoFoReal April 27, 2010
Do you want to get some dessert, Jim? (immediately following the main course). Oh, you mean fagget meal. No, i'm good, that fruity and chocolate shit is for women and gays.
by Johnny H. rico January 12, 2009
by bojzzle June 24, 2005
A barely legal good-looking mongoloid you consider dating out of desperation or for temporary pleasure.
syn. Kids meal
syn. Kids meal
"That's Jeff's first girlfriend in three years. Get this. She's a senior in high school."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
"Yeah, she looks like a total happy meal."
by VRB October 28, 2005
The meal your mother buys you after you-- at 21 years of age and living in your own apartment, haven't been grocery shopping in a while and are both hungry and in a bit of a funk from having spent the past ten minutes crying because your father molested you as a child and later as a young adolescent and she failed to protect you from it-- call her and tell her to check her email, as you've just sent her this newly defined term you created, and you want her to buy you dinner to comfort you.
Molestation Meal: See above.
by hungry guy July 28, 2010