Matty

a man that's smart but a bit horny

hey matty you're smart

matty please get off i don't consent

by gayhornymeninyourarea May 3, 2024

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honestly, mattie’s are the best. i’ve only bet one but i’ve heard they’re all super attractive, especially my mattie ;) *insert hot pickup line*

oh my god is that the gay mf names mattie?! oh dear, yes it is.

by mattiemybeloved March 15, 2022

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Mattie

Swings at people in the streets, then doesn’t talk to them

She swung at me in the streets, that Mattie

by kinseydelbaggio666 December 10, 2022

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A Matty Pratty 12 is a type of Male which has contracted Oseoporosis. Commonly found in Mexico and Hungary. These humans are only able to eat bull penis and sausage. 90% of all Matty Pratty 12's are Dimented and can harm eyes if seen. They also like people named Kiefer Theo and Peter. Although owning alot of gucci. Their networth is only 8.977668 GBP and their sense of smell can only pick up burger king foot lettuce

Yo that Matty Pratty 12 just got 9 kills on fortnite

by Vellzii May 16, 2018

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St Patty Matty

A term used to perfectly describe the state of being absolutely fucked due to festivities, excessive drinking, and over the top celebrations on the holiday known as St Patrick's Day

“Dude I was as smashed as St Patty Matty” / “I pulled an St Patty Matty last night and couldn’t make it to my bed “

by princessej March 26, 2018

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Mattie Fouch

The best friend anyone could ask for. She is always there and happy for her Bestfriend no space no matter what. No one can replace her because she is the best person ever and JD loves her so much. She is an excellent cheerleader very smart good singer

Mattie Fouch is JD’s Bestfriend no space!

by Lolgayasf July 13, 2019

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