MattDaddy

taken from the reference to MacDaddy, which he isn't. MattDaddy is a blogger who talks about his kids, being a father/husband, technical stuff, and the Boston Redsox

A MattDaddy is someone who is devoted to his family, a good father, and a good enough husband for the wife to tolerate his sorry stinkin butt.

by ravensensei January 20, 2009

Mattastrophe

A cataclysmic event often preceded by an extremely awkward moment set into motion by a person named Matt.

Right as he pulled out she farted on his dick. it was a Mattastrophe.

by MattRAY June 1, 2010

mattee grace

A girl with the name Mattee Grace is usually very outgoing. Loves to laugh and always making people laugh. She usually has plenty of people like her, but has only about 4 real bestfriends she hangs out with. She may come off as a very sexual person, but isn't that way at all. She's beautiful inside and out. She's doesnt like to admit it though. Once you meet her, you will never forget nor regret it!

Loving, caring, sweet, funny, Mattee Grace

by I'm ya girl from washingtonnnn October 9, 2013

matterbate

matt from twith who indeed is an eternal sex god

matt wants matterbate while reading this but he is live streaming

by matterbate February 23, 2014

Mattaco

A cross between a hard shell taco and a burrito. A filled hard shell taco is wrapped in a soft tortilla before eating - preventing the hard shell from falling apart in your hands.

(Taco hater) "I hate hard shell tacos... They are messy and always break apart in your hands"
(Mattaco man) "You're doing it all wrong silly... Here, have a Mattaco"

by Mattcog May 13, 2014

mattacks

What everyone wishes they were. A level of awesomeness that makes everyone else look like a waste of skin.

That's a Mattacks so you may as well not bother trying

by Claude Toobitts November 14, 2014

Matter

1.) The substance or substances of which any physical object consists or is composed:
2.)physical or corporeal substance in general, whether solid, liquid, or gaseous, especially as distinguished from incorporeal substance, as spirit or mind, or from qualities, actions, and the like.

the matter of which the earth is made.

by Sexy beast 2001 June 1, 2017