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Mathew

Mathew is beautiful, kind, has more passion then one can imagine, he's a best friend, he gives the best hugs in the world. He's a fighter for what he loves, he will walk miles just to see his other half, and most of all he has the most beautiful smile in the world. The most beautiful person one can meet.
Mathew? Yeah, he's amazing.

Yeah, he'll always be the one.
by Vee94 December 28, 2011
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Matthew Nelson

The leader of an unstoppable force, known as the G-Force. He has many superpowers such as transportation and is known to appear in your mums bedroom, have sexual relations with her and then make mum jokes to your face.
If you see this man be aware. He has been known to give random insults to the innocent and vulnerable people of society. When you feel like you are under a G attack, your brain will begin to feel like it will fry due to the knowledge of being inferior to an audio-graphical memory. You will cry in envy knowing you will never have the power to woo a woman with the power of rave; You will wish you had the ninja skills to climb through windows. Most of all he will steal your MANHOOD. He is an unstoppable force; a pimp who has many identities, living with his secret lovers who he meets on Facebook. All you can do is hope you don't run into the madman or you will fall under the wrath of his steel balls!! Matthew Nelson! The JUGGERNAUT!
by A SPY IN G-FORCE!! December 10, 2009
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Matthew Hirst

Matthew Hirst is a lanky person with green eyes. He has a gigantic horse cock with a minimum size of 13 inches. He only likes to bang short girls and has destroyed at least 3 pelvises. Has a fetish for guys named Jacob. He is known for stealing girlfriends, especially short chicks.
That guys name is Matthew Hirst for sure, he must have a massive cock.
by Bent Facts September 9, 2020
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matthew perry

The guy on Friends who had extremely violent weight fluctuations. He was pretty funny though.
Wasn't Chandler skinny in the previous episode? What happened!?
by god March 25, 2005
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Matthew

1) A person who is extremely good looking.

2) A red gameboy advanced
1) Woah, look at Matthew!

2) Pass me your matthew
by kelppp January 7, 2012
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matthew

the most amazing boyfriend everr. is sweet and charming. treats me better than any one ever has before. is smart, and freakin hilarious. loving, and caring :) is so sexy, and gorgeous. tall dark and handsome! prince charming.
matthew.covington.
by lexy2010 June 8, 2010
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Matthew

Brown hair, brown eyes, tanned skin, just plainly amazing. Matthew's dont come along very often so you have to enbrace the time you spend with a matthew. They are truly amazing.
Hot Cheer Leader: I saw the coolest guy today and i begged him for his number. His name was matthew,
Other Hot Cheet Leader: OMG i have heard about him, please please please can i have him number?
by rachaelisgay September 9, 2010
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