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Wheaton, Maryland

Home to the Upper Lower Class. Can be found inside Bethesda, Maryland.

Has a Baja Fresh and a slippery alleyway.
"I was walking down the alley and slipped on something on my way to Baja Fresh, I must be in Wheaton, Maryland."
by LourdesHernandez2 May 23, 2009
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maryland flames basketball

the sickest basketball team in maryland. They have placed in every AAU National championship. 3rd, 7th, 8th, and 9th out of 165 teams thats dam good. every wants to be on the team!
girl- wow look at that girl shes really good
girl 2 - yea she must play for the Maryland flames basketball team
girls 1 & 2 - i wish i could play on that team :(
by fregs December 17, 2006
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Maryland Lemonade

A sexual position in which a male acts as if he is about to ejaculate into his partner's vagina/mouth/ass, but instead urinates into the orifice instead.
Dude, last night I pulled a Maryland Lemonade on my girlfriend... I ended up sleeping on the couch for a week.
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St.Mary's College of Maryland

An institution in Southern Maryland where affluent Caucasian parents send their private school educated kids because they do not wish to pay for a private college.
St.Mary's College of Maryland

DAD "Hey son your mother and I think you should go to St. Mary's College of Maryland we cannot afford to pay for you to go to a better school since we just bought you a 2015 BMW."

SON "But Father..."

DAD "Silence you imbecile!" *Slap*

SON *crying*
by NerdRAGE April 6, 2015
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Maryland

I was born in MD, and while it is my birthstate and I love it there, I'm happy I live in Arizona now.

Batilmore (pronounced locally, Balamer)has really gone to hell with the heroin problem. The Inner Harbor has nothing really there too do except eat some Maryland crab, or go to the ESPN zone. Home to the Baltimore Orioles who haven't really posted a respectable season since 1998, and the Baltimore Ravens who were really good, then turned into crap.

Annapolis is the Capitol of Maryland, not Baltimore, but there's nothing really interesting there unless you're into sailing and The Navy.

Hagerstown (my Birthplace) isn't filled with a bunch of hick, redneck, racist bastards, it's just the little towns that surround it like Sharpsburg and Clearspring are. However, once you get west of Frostburg, you're on your own amigo, even I never went that far west. There's nothing really in Hagerstown except for the Valley Mall and...well the Valley Mall. Also called "the Hub City" becuase it is at the intersection of two Interstates, I-70 and I-81, which means you'll probably go through Hagerstown at least once.

Washington D.C. is like Baltimore on a bigger scale. Security is everywhere, especially the Metro. Home to crooked politicians that will do anything to keep the country safe. Also home to a Baseball team (Washington Nationls), a football team (Redskins), a soccer team (D.C. United) a hockey team (Washington Captials) Ollie the goalie is really popular not just in DC but in all of Maryland. And DC 101, the best Radio station in Maryland.

Well too be honest I love Maryland, and while I've had my best and worst times of my life in that tiny state so far, I can never truly leave it, even if now I live 3,000 miles to the west.
I can't like it, I can't hate it, but I do love it--Maryland.
by CWL September 5, 2008
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Maryland Anal Tugger

A dick so big and thick that it will cause your partners anus to flower (Prolapse) as soon as you pull out. Similar to the California Cherry Crusher. If not used wisely, it can cause serious consequences, including, prolapsed rectums, literally being split apart, and...prolapsed rectums (Is that all there is? Really, you couldn't think of anything better Jeffery. It's your fault, you know, that we don't sleep together anymore! *Starts to cry* I came out for you...)
Detective: Why does everyone make me take the sexual death cases...Okay, what's the cause of death?
Doc: It's seems a Maryland Anal Tugger was shoved up this poor man's anus sir.
Detective: Like the California Cherry Crusher?
Doc: Yes but, it only works on the anus, sir?
*The Detective's phone starts buzzing. He pulls his phone out to here crying.*
Detective: You and Jeffery had a fight...I'm on my way.
by IRHMP August 27, 2016
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maryland sharpshooter

When during sexual intercourse right before you cum on the face you step back anywhere between 3-5 feet and piss and ejaculate at the same time so it add more pressure to the cumshot
"Bro last night I gave this fat bitch a Maryland sharpshooter"
by Killmelmao123 March 11, 2017
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