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martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything
Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.
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Buddy Martin

The act of making sweet love to a komodo dragon. Named after British actor of the 1940's famous for going on the same island as Darwin and attempting to make love to a komodo dragon. He was killed in his attempt to lay with the dragon.
Ya I'm a go getter, I've been known to go for a Buddy Martin...on a weekday.
by alexandeeeer killer December 29, 2009
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Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!
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martin scorsese

Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, After Hours, Casino - 'Nuff said.
by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005
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Martin Luther

Founder of Protestantism and bestselling author of On The Jews and their Lies (seriously a real book, just look on Wikipedia). And P.B.S. really likes him.
Martin Luther is the big daddy of Protestantism.
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Tim Martin

Timothy Randall Martin Is a British business man best known for owning the pub chain Wetherspoons in the UK & Ireland, however he is also a massive self obsessed prick, who cares for nobody but his rich clown looking self
by Tazdog2909 March 26, 2020
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martins food

A grocery store chain also known as Giant Food where everybody shops with food stamps and is extrememly rude to the associates. when the fat rude ladies yell at you, you tend to wonder..."am i seriously putting up with your shit right now so you can spend my taxes at martins just to be a rude bitch to me"
by mortmar May 21, 2009
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