Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.
by _george__ January 6, 2007
Get the Fumbling Martinmug. - He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.
by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021
Get the to do the Martinmug. 1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.
4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.
4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.
1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!
by MasterBatz, HarPoen, Bulgarian March 26, 2010
Get the Chops Martinmug. Taxi Driver, Goodfellas, Raging Bull, Gangs of New York, The Aviator, After Hours, Casino - 'Nuff said.
by SuperSonicX September 6, 2005
Get the martin scorsesemug. Founder of Protestantism and bestselling author of On The Jews and their Lies (seriously a real book, just look on Wikipedia). And P.B.S. really likes him.
by Ryan Patrick Rafiel LaHiff June 13, 2007
Get the Martin Luthermug. Timothy Randall Martin Is a British business man best known for owning the pub chain Wetherspoons in the UK & Ireland, however he is also a massive self obsessed prick, who cares for nobody but his rich clown looking self
by Tazdog2909 March 26, 2020
Get the Tim Martinmug. A grocery store chain also known as Giant Food where everybody shops with food stamps and is extrememly rude to the associates. when the fat rude ladies yell at you, you tend to wonder..."am i seriously putting up with your shit right now so you can spend my taxes at martins just to be a rude bitch to me"
by mortmar May 21, 2009
Get the martins foodmug.