Martin 

Only the finest specimen ever to be born in bulgaria him homeland. He has a weird last name and is bulgarian which is also pretty weird. He’s funny but he’s bulgarian so he’s a bad person. He has really good music taste but his bulgarianess outweighs that.

Umbouta blow to Martin

Martin by need🤓singsong January 21, 2024

Martin 

A person who shit on your doorstep

Fuck you martin

Martin by Hora123 January 25, 2024

Martin 

Professional Slovenian Canoe Slalom Athlete, a car enthusiast, and a friend of Ria.

Martin is the best kayaker in the world!

Martin by Sria February 8, 2024

martin 

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstanding girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it to you will make his dreams come true; doesn’t know what anyone wants; silly and LAZY—expecting whatever he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t recognize that his ideas are worthless, and people just want to appease him (so he can stop trying to make his horrible ideas work)

I cannot believe Martin thought that.

martin by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Martin 

thinks he’s like greg but he’s not; thinks anyone will want to date him; lazy; lazy but still does too much as if doing more stupid shit will help; always misunderstandings girls (who don’t want to date him); thinks believing something and presenting it will make his dreams come true; silly and LAZY—expecting anything he does to have a positive effect; doesn’t realize that his ideas suck, and people want to appease him (so he stops trying to make his horrible ideas work); never gives greg credit for scaring girls into making him feel better about himself

Oh, Martin never gets the right idea.

Yeah, I knew that.

Martin by minutemade002 December 11, 2023

Martin 

a retard

Oh, wow. That boy seems like he’s special. He must be Martin.

Martin by minutemade002 December 15, 2023

Martin 

Someone who wants to be a therapist, not to read people, but to be the fixer in the relationship.

Oh, I’ve talked to Martin.

And?

I just wanted to talk!

Martin by minutemade002 December 24, 2023