Aston Martin

The best car in the world.
Very expensive but well worth the money if you have one.
Smokes all but the hardened Itallian Bulls on the road.
Only matched in luxury with Bentleys.

Really good car

Yo! Check out my new Vanquish.

by Kalisto September 20, 2003

Fumbling Martin

Losing control of your penis during masturbation, causing it to slip out of your hands and enter your tight cornhole. While the skin flute is jammed in the ring, it is now impossible to remove. Cutting it off is your only solution, usually leading to death.

Time of death; 4:20
Cause of death; Fumbling Martin

by _george__ January 6, 2007

to do the Martin

to go somewhere and come back without telling anybody

- He asked if we would like to meet for a lunch.
- When did he come back?! I guess he wanted to do the Martin again.

by therealdictionaryuser August 9, 2021

tony martin

Best known as Black Sabbath's 5th lead singer (if you don't count Ray Gillen) who lasted from 1987 to 1996 or so. In that time, he produced 5 studio albums with the band: The Eternal Idol, Headless Cross, Tyr, Cross Purposes, and Forbidden. A live album, creatively titled Cross Purposes Live, was also released. Besides Ozzy Osbourne, Tony Martin was the longest-lasting singer in Black Sabbath, excluding their 1992 reunion with Ronnie James Dio. Despite this, The Eternal Idol is the only Martin-era album you can still conceivably find at retail. The other four have been out of print for years now, leaving him to be perhaps Black Sabbath's least known frontman. There's been reports that these albums will be rereleased now that Sabbath's final tour has wrapped up, which will likely lead to more widespread exposure of his work.

Outside of Black Sabbath, Tony Martin has been associated with groups such as The Cage, Empire, Phenomena, and his own solo career.

Black Sabbath proved it could still rock with Tony Martin at the mic.

by BlackSable February 15, 2017

Buddy Martin

The act of making sweet love to a komodo dragon. Named after British actor of the 1940's famous for going on the same island as Darwin and attempting to make love to a komodo dragon. He was killed in his attempt to lay with the dragon.

Ya I'm a go getter, I've been known to go for a Buddy Martin...on a weekday.

by alexandeeeer killer December 29, 2009

martin jakob

i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything

Martin Jakob: i understan clearly everything im not sure about litke bit of everything.

by MartinJakob6956145420 August 26, 2022

Chops Martin

1. (n) A southern hick that loves to kill cows and pretend to fuck hookers. Originated in Bunker Hill.He also believes that the south will rise again.
2. (adj) A strange obsession with video games and a woman named Hayley.
3. (v) To hit a cow over the head with a hammer, because a gun wouldn't stun him, and then shoot it repeatedly in the head.

4. (adj) A very hairy son of a bitch.

1.Did that guy just pull a Chops Martin? Yea that cow is fucked!
2. Is that guy a Chops Martin? I think so, he has a confederate flag tattoo and keeps hitting on Hayley.
3. Is that big foot? Nope, thats Chops Martin!

by MasterBatz, HarPoen, Bulgarian March 26, 2010