cock mangler

a girl who is horrible at giving head and when you feel more teeth than tounge

damn that bitch sucks at giving head my dicks bleeing god damn cock mangler

by joe aragi March 5, 2008

Manley's law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of a user invoking Godwin's law approaches one.

Once Godwin's law has been raised, the thread is finished and whoever pandered to the meme has automatically "lost" whatever debate was in progress.

#1: That image is over 50kb and so cannot be funny.
#2: But you are just picking up on semantics, you are such a nazi.
#1: Hah! Godwin's law! You lose!
#2: Manley's law.

by Pedantichrist June 4, 2007

Manometer

The manometer is a standard unit of length measured by lengths of a vagina that the penis will occupy

That porno last night was crazy! That guy was like 3 manometers in that girl

Man my erection last night was easily 2.5 manometers!
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by Ecirp girther February 27, 2011

Mandle

Verb - to mandle - Most often used in the past tense (mandled) to describe a situation or event that was handled in the most manly and awesome way possible. Used in the present tense (mandle) as a form of encouragement to promote the handling of a forthcoming event in an epically manly way.

"Damn you just mandled that 32oz steak like a 2$ fish taco"

"Man up and go mandle that shit!"

by The-Man-Code February 28, 2013

mandle

Man Lovehandles.
When a man has love handles or a"muffin top".

"Dude, your mandles don't need that second cupcake."

"He's cute, but his mandles are a turn off."

by hairluver November 9, 2014

manless

without a man

She's sympathetic. She's jobless and manless.

by DEQINGZHONG November 18, 2014

Anal Mangler

A long object/weapon with a sharp and/or rigid end.

Ex:

"Dude I'm a beast, check out my new anal mangler!"

or

"I challenge thee, to a battle of the manglers!"

by -Rob aka Xeo-Aesthetic May 19, 2008