Mango

A loyal friend, despite his whipped-ness. Short and stocky with flaming red hair and beard. And although he may be whipped, he is incredibly manly due to his abundance of facial hair and boxing skills. Also goes by the name, the Ginga Ninja.

"Who's that leprechaun, fuckin shit up?"
"That's just Mango."

by The one and only one and only November 30, 2011

Cut a mango

A homosexual ritual performed between two adult men...

I'm off to cut a mango with Frank...

by The Professor of lovers November 30, 2010

mango catcher

A pocketbook that is so large you can catch mangos with it.

Girl1 - Hey how do you like my new pocketbook. I got it on sale.

Girl2 - Damn girl, that thing's a mango catcher.

by Jackpipe February 15, 2014

Mango(s)

Slang for Million(s)

Brodie: Check the bank, dawg i got mango(s) for days
Kev: ahaha stop the cap

by ____1kev____ June 6, 2021

Mango vr

Mango vr is the best brancher in gorilla tag he’s good at juking and running

Mango vr is in the lobby are ankles are going to be broken

by mango vr March 19, 2022

Wet Mango

Noun- An absolute fucking waste of space. The deepest cut words can muster.

Noun - A person who should never have been born and will continue to (unintentionally) reinforce this upon everyone they interact with. Turns precious Oxygen gas used by humans into poisonous carbon dioxide.

Contributes nothing to society except embarrassment.

Jeff, hit the bong and stop being such a Wet Mango

by WilliamTheFoe October 31, 2021

Mango Theory

The idea that two individuals will achieve a successful relationship, based on one of the individuals liking mangos in contrast to the other's distaste.

"I heard she dislikes mangos! That is good considering you like them; you know the mango theory and all..."

by PegasusMonkey April 11, 2022