Mango

A loyal friend, despite his whipped-ness. Short and stocky with flaming red hair and beard. And although he may be whipped, he is incredibly manly due to his abundance of facial hair and boxing skills. Also goes by the name, the Ginga Ninja.

"Who's that leprechaun, fuckin shit up?"
"That's just Mango."

by The one and only one and only November 30, 2011

Cut a mango

A homosexual ritual performed between two adult men...

I'm off to cut a mango with Frank...

by The Professor of lovers November 30, 2010

mango catcher

A pocketbook that is so large you can catch mangos with it.

Girl1 - Hey how do you like my new pocketbook. I got it on sale.

Girl2 - Damn girl, that thing's a mango catcher.

by Jackpipe February 15, 2014

mango surprise

Having someone fall fast asleep then surprising them in the morning with a mango in their anus

Chris fell asleep at Derek's house and was delighted by the mango surprise Derek had given him

by The mango bandit July 18, 2015

Mango Rubicon

One of the best soft drinks available in the UK, with a fruity and refreshing mango flavour. Tastes peng when high

Coke? Mah mate, get me on some of that mango Rubicon

by dave1234567890grandma August 29, 2016

fuzzy mango

fuzzy mango is the layer under fat which is covered in a thick layer fuzzy hairs.

As i spread her legs , a fuzzy mango was revealed right in front of my very eyes . I was frightened.

by lamassmokingcigarettes October 28, 2016

mango thot

A mango thot is a girl whomst uses mango flavored juul pods, typically thotty in nature.

"That girl that kept asking to hit your juul last night was most definitely a mango thot."

by Notorious P.F.C. October 25, 2018