March Madness

Sports Fans: The NCAA College Basketball Tournament

EDM Fans: Ultra Music Festival, EDC New Mexico and many other raves that dont use a basketball in any way.

Sports Fans: Dude, are you gonna watch March Madness on TV tonight?

EDM Fans: March Madness New Mexico Everybody! Who is ready to smash the fucking house!

by ThatOneDJ March 2, 2015

March Madness

'Noun'

An event in which people (primarily Caucasian men dating back to 1939) complete paper brackets to win money.

"Dallas are you doing March madness this year?"
Dallas-"fuck yeah, I wouldn't miss it."

by Eazy_e06 July 25, 2016

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

Treasure Madness

A Facebook game that is commonly played by single mothers with nothing better to do and old women that need to think about something besides their rapidly approaching death.

Woman of indeterminate age: "I love Treasure Madness so much! It's quite fun and easy to play.

by SeriousManMan April 22, 2018

Muffin Madness

When you eat so many muffins you want to die.

My brother recently died due to muffin madness

by Jsjjsjshbdbdjsbsb December 28, 2018

March Madness

A fun with your friends watching some basketball.Until your bracket gets busted and you break your tv.

My March Madness bracket is busted

by Little Timmy boi March 28, 2019

Job Madness

A state of being a total dick whilst desperately searching for employment. Job madness is especially common among recent and soon to be college graduates who believe their future employment will come to define their life long level of success. Symptoms are similar to being hangry, however sufferers tend to look like massive cry babies for longer periods of time.

After graduating in 2008 I lost my entire family to job madness and I ultimately never found a job in my field.

by Markusftr October 24, 2020