An inanimate object that attracts men to it.
Carl: We're going over Steve's house because he has a 60 inch plasma TV. That thing is such a man magnet.
Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
Jeff: I hate standing around the keg. Too much of a man magnet.
by VI Crunk Man September 19, 2007
(kow-che mag-net) n. Normally a male humanoid whose ass attracts nearby couches. Both the couch and ass will form a near unbreakable bond only separated by getting beers from the fridge, using the restroom, or women. The attraction from ass to couch may vary depending on nearby televisions or video game systems.
guy1: "where are you going?"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
guy2: "dude, dont look now but there is a fine leather couch in front of a huge flat screen at 10 o'clock"
guy1 & guy2: "wwaaaaaooohhhhhh"
guy1: "this is a real comfy couch"
guy2: "I know right? its good to be a couch magnet"
by glassfungus February 05, 2010
A person, usually a female, who has a record of dating multiple military servicemen. Different from a tag chaser in that a tag magnet doesn't "chase" these military suitors, they are "chased". Defined by the accidental track record for dating of military men rather than seeking them out, as well as lacking ulterior motives related to dating these men due to their jobs.
by NYC.hearts.me February 28, 2014
Metallica album released in 2008 which many saw as a redemption for Metallica as it was reminiscent of the thrash metal style which Metallica originally was. Suicide and Redemption is a fucking badass song.
by KirkJamesJasonRobert August 06, 2018
Someone or something so potentially dangerous that the likely to result of coming into contact or being near is the death of person(s) around them/it
by broomdj December 21, 2017
The four stab magnets explored the secluded cabin, unaware of the evil, hungry eyes leering at them through a slit in the boards.
by Juan_Toofrey December 30, 2017
by Rotten_666 September 18, 2017