by PrincePerot July 20, 2017
Get the Magic swordmug. An amount or “wad” of money possessed or used by a person who falsely believes it is sufficient to accomplish something impossible or deliver magical solutions to a problem. A term applied to someone with delusional or false hopes about what spending money can accomplish.
“President Obama thinks corporate bailout money is a magic wad. He expects sociopathic corporate executives to instantly become honest and responsible as a condition of bailing out the companies they have destroyed through incompetence, greed and corruption.”
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
“Hey dude, Benny thinks he is going to find two tickets to the sold out Paisley Rabbits concert tonight for the twenty dollars he has left from his pay check. Yeah, he thinks he has a magic wad.”
“I have made a million dollars now. If I want something done all I have to do is make a telephone call and it happens. I am going to call my Congressman and tell him I want all the current members of the US Supreme Court removed and replaced by the end of the month.” (This man thinks one million dollars is a magic wad that will get his Congressman to do anything he wants.)
by Exigent Mind December 23, 2009
Get the Magic Wadmug. Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.
Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.
by Peepnis August 7, 2019
Get the Dick Magicmug. My friend is coming over to share a magic joint with me, so we will probably be checking out for awhile.
by Moonbeam Lovechild January 6, 2023
Get the Magic Jointmug. When you are at a bar and your near empty beer is magically replaced by a full beer. The person who replaces said beer is either someone buying you an unrequested drink or a friendly bartender
- I set my beer down for like two seconds and *tada* magic beer
- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer
- I hadn't planned on having another round but I got a magic beer
by Broken_lunchbox January 11, 2009
Get the magic beermug. Slang term for marijuana, originating from the practice of hiding marijuana inside flashlights at Lincoln High School in Portland, Oregon.
by fishfood May 30, 2007
Get the Magic Flashlightmug. Sam:(sings) Yo Andrew I got the magic stick!
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.
Andrew: Fo shizzle yo! At least all the girls tell me that shit.
by Sam August 30, 2003
Get the Magic Stickmug.