breeding machine

One who is unable to keep their bloody legs shut and as such produces a ridiculous volume of children. Usually characterised by their pig-ugliness and a run down council house with absolutely no fucking chance of them getting of their arses and finding a job!

1. Maureen was a real breeding machine.

2. Look at the breeding machine with the 12-way pram and Adibok Shellsuit.

by urbankhaos May 09, 2003

cringe machine

Any person who does/says things that a very cringe, ALL THE TIME

"Ugh Neena keeps trying to flirt with me, I would smash, but she's just too cringe"
"Ya I know man she's a fucking cringe machine"

by Thesunnyhippie April 07, 2016

nickel machine

1) another name for a vagina

I saw her nickel machine.

Schweet!

by AnGdyDrew March 30, 2005

Steve machine

A very robotic Steven who has plain emotions and boring jokes , he is oily and sticky.

Hey look! It's the Steve machine.

by Ggggg mountain dew July 20, 2015

machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

gaffe machine

Being prone to public blunders, an unfortunate self-description by Joe Biden

I am a gaffe machine, but at least I am not like Homelander...

by Hank Moody 57 September 26, 2020

Poop Machine

A Poop Machine is a person who shits alot and clogs toilets constenly.

Mia is such a Poop Machine. She clogged my toilet just yesterday.

by K-Frizzle June 09, 2004