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moms car

Johnny: hey Stan, what's up
Stan: oh I'm just cleaning my moms car
Johnny: dude that's just nasty
by Bobthebuilder248 May 5, 2016
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your moms gay lol

the worst insult you can say to someone

like it will completely destroy someones will to live so be careful
i told him your moms gay lol and he killed himself
by shrek=drek May 6, 2018
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do dad on the mowmow

The object of which you desire on an object of witch you do not want to try and reach.
"Hey hand me that do dad on the mowmow!"
by the evil midget July 22, 2009
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Your Moms Penis

1 Your moms penis is a sexy kinky litle term for sex and fun
2 A ,,insolt,, but its more of a joke or someting you will find on 4chan by internet weebs
3 Its a great joke/prank if people dont expect it
4 Good combos with dezz nuts or your mama jokes.
1 You :Hey I fould this hot girl the oter day
Afro american : Really?Whats her name?
You:Your mothers penis
2Ilian:Do you want a CD?
Cris:Yea why not?
Ilian:See dezz nuts,on top of your moms penis.
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Momster

“Momsters” are hip, tattooed, irreverent, sex-positive mothers who care for their children with an alternative, holistic approach to parenting, often frowned upon by modern day June Cleaver clones.
Hey man, look at that momster over there with her boob in that baby's mouth! Who do you think does her ink?
by MILF and Cookies April 23, 2014
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momsta

When a Mother catches her son doing Gangsta Activities and slaps him around she goes "Momsta" on him
That boy was looting as the City was being mobbed. His Mother Caught him with his Gangsta Clothing on and went "Momsta" on him.
by Artfulcodger4444 April 28, 2015
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MAWMS

Stands for ‘middle aged white man syndrome

1. MAWM who refuse to wear a mask because it infringes on their ‘constitutional rights’
2. MAWM who claim to have a disability to get out of wearing a mask
3. MAWM who shouts ‘all lives matter’
4. MAWM who think that all women are inferior

5. MAWM who loves to mansplain

6. MAWM who doesn’t understand science but touts his memes with ferocity

7. MAWM who drive and park like assholes because all of us are in their way

8. MAWM who think that ‘boys will be boys’
9. MAWM who claim to stop watching and supporting MLB and the NFL because of players taking a knee (although everyone knows they still watch)
Chad refuses to wear a mask because he has MAWMS.
by CryMeARiver615 July 26, 2020
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