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milf uniform

The certain attire that is common among all milfs from 8:00 a.m. until 6:00 p.m. (from carpool to husband home), consisting of the following:

-black boot cut work out pants (from either Gap Body, Nike or Adiddas)*
-some sort of puffer jacket (usually Juicy, Northface, or Patagonia)
-tennis shoes of any sort (but usually very expensive in comparison to the level of actual activity or sport participation)
*may or may not contain a tennis skirt over the pants.

PLEASE note: In warmer months, the pants are replaced with a pair of Nike or addidas running shorts or yoga shorts, and of course puffer jacket is removed and replaced with a t-shirt of workout shirt highlighting the perkiness of newly lifted breasts.

PLEASE ALSO note: Juicy is no longer acceptable among the true Milfs.
Dude 1: "Does Macy's have a Milf Section?"
Dude 2: "This place is crawling with Milfnation all wearing the same milf uniform!!!"
by p browning February 2, 2008
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Mom Id Like ta Fuck
Primary example: Matts mom...wait shes a MIF.........MOM I FUCKED!
by JOHN PIMP DADDY July 16, 2003
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MILF

by mustyman March 17, 2009
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Miles

Miles is a very cute guy. Despite being a little stubborn, he is still awesome. Miles is an athletic, crazy, funny, and smart guy. He has a great taste in music (EDM).
OMG, you must be Miles.
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Milf Cheese

Breast milk that has expired on a certain MILF (usually and elderly MILF).
"I sucked your moms tits and all I got was MILF cheese!"
"Dude, shes 67!"
by AssDozer24 June 25, 2009
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MILF look

The magic look that a hot MILF can flash at a guy. Instantly causes a testosterone rush followed by straining in yer kecks.
"Eh, Normski! I just got the MILF look off Chaz's mum!"
"Lucky lad!"
by Lord Ass June 30, 2005
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Mother's I'd Like to Fuck
The following are MILF's:
Shania Twain
Britney Spears
Jennifer Garner
Rachel Hunter
Elle Macpherson
Heidi Klum
Kathy Ireland
Cindy Crawford
Christie Brinkley
by b4i4q January 20, 2007
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