milf

Mom I'd Love to Fuck

How could such a MILF give birth to that asswipe. MILF, MILF, MILF!

by Anon. January 3, 2004

milf

Mom/Mother
I'd
Like
to
Fuck
Stifler's mom, apparently, to Finch

watch the first american pie or read the last issue of rolling stone

by cherrypopscle007 July 30, 2003

milf chubby

when someones mom is a milf and you get a chubby.

kid: dude you mom is giving me a milf chubby.
son: thats gross dude, she's my mom!

by seabass4200 January 20, 2009

milfita

Mother I'd Like to Fuck in the Ass.

Shit, Heather Locklear is a Milfita.

by Fuck Off July 26, 2004

milf hunter

A person or group who wishes to pound that mature box until your hear the lips go "squishy squishy".

Anytime anyones mom get's porked

by neil comming straight with the pemeal July 11, 2003

milf

mother I'd like to fuck

Madonna was cute, but hey, she's now a MILF

by Dave September 23, 2003

milf shopping

v. An activity, particularly taking place in the evening at department stores such as Target or Macy's where an individual and a friend scope out the store in search of MILF's for their viewing pleasure.

When passing a "potential MILF" in a given store, code words of "yay" or "nay" are used to signal to your shopping partner, whether or not you would tap the ass of said MILF.

"Yo Eric, I'm bored as shit over here, let's go hit up Target and do some MILF shopping"

"Yeah man, me and my boy Will were kickin' it on Saturday night, just rollin' around and doing some MILF shopping when we saw the hottest latina with like three kids. That shit was crazy, yo"

by Will Lawrence December 7, 2007