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skeleton mermaid

by Yourmum 43 May 20, 2018
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Mermaid Man’s Suspense

When someone teases to say a revealing secret and decides to play it our/milk it for a very long time, just to be the most disappointing think ever in the history of man kind.
Mermaid Man’s Suspense:
Omar: I like these two girls, wanna know who they are?
Gungalar Boy: Yes dude, who are they...tell us.

Omar: I don’t know, just these girls.
Gungalar The Third: WHOOO
Omar: I don’t know some chicks
.....3 & half hours later
Omar: Okay fine, I actually don’t like anyone, no one really interest me right now.
Gungalar The Great: *Pulls trigger*
by anonymous April 6, 2019
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dumpster mermaid

Scavenges for items in dumpsters. This could be for various reasons, including finding unique or vintage items, recycling, or simply out of necessity.
• Often has a bohemian or alternative style. This might involve wearing unique, often handmade or thrifted clothing, and possibly incorporating elements of mermaid or oceanic themes into their appearance.
Hey, put your beer and cigarette down and tuck your gut in you Dumpster Mermaid
by Reverend Big Jon December 11, 2024
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mermaid fly

an extremely brain rotted person, that lurks and doesn’t talk to people. a background character
that girl is such a mermaid fly!”
by rocking28822828 April 11, 2025
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Mermaid Squid

A female who's labia are so long, they can be used to propel her through water along with the sucking in of water through the vagina and squeezing it back out for added propulsive force.
The majestic mermaid squid can be seen speeding backwards through waterways all over the world.
by HE77HOUND September 12, 2019
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Bubbly Mermaid

When they go cock to nipple with a full mouth of cum, then blowing bubbles.
He really liked it when I gave him bubbly mermaids.
by KirbyS June 10, 2023
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Mermaid

Another name for “cunt
You’re such a stupid mermaid (cunt)”
by anonymous February 7, 2024
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