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Mermaids Queef

The cool breeze that brushes past your scrotum, if you flush while sat on the toilet
Man that was a double flusher, I had to clear the breach mid drop to make space for more, Mermaids queef made my sack shrivel up like a wallnut.
by Mutterdata October 19, 2021
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Mermaid

Transport Inspector:
Like a Mermaid, a Transport Inspector, or Transport officer is a "Cunt with Scales" by the fact that their personality trait is a "Cunt" (See Cunt as used in Australia denoting a person with an abrasive attitude) and Scales with which used to weigh a vehicle.

Reference to Mythical mermaids which are half female women, and half fish.

The Cunt here is a double entendre as a female woman's vagina is also known as a Cunt.
1. The Mermaids are out setting up the weighbridge.
2. Pads are hot and the mermaids are calling
by Kasterborus June 5, 2021
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Mermaid's Pearl Necklace

The Mermaid's Pearl Necklace is when a man slaps their partner in the face with a Nassau Grouper (or any other fish) while simultaneously ejaculating on her chest.
Oh man last night I gave my girlfriend a Mermaid's Pearl Necklace! Probably shouldn't've used a frozen fish though.
by Capt_Bitey_Bart November 8, 2025
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Mermaid

/ˈmə meɪd/ (noun), mermaiding (intransitive verb)
To repudiate any connection or identification with another (the subject of the mermaiding). Can be expressed non-verbally, through presenting the subject with a GIF depicting King Triton from the Little Mermaid holding a three-pronged weapon, with which he casts a rainbow in bidding farewell.

Mermaiding entails no future contact in any form with the subject. Ideally, you should undergo electro-convulsive therapy or a surgical (or pharmaceutical) lobotomy to erase their existence from your life.

This is a last resort end to all future contact and should not be taken lightly.

In the words of King Triton, 'mermaiding' someone allows you "one less human to worry about" .
by PsychoG1rl March 19, 2018
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AN Mermaid

A woman who’s so fine and her whining so fluid that it feels like she could pull you underwater with one move
We call them AN mermaid because their dance is so hypnotic it feels like they could drag you underwater with one whine
by UltimateLightSkin December 7, 2025
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Mermaid

Verb.
The act of lifting of pushing the upper half of your body onto an object specifically to grab the attention of another.

(Like Ariel from the little mermaid does on the rocks).
Last night I had to mermaid the bar just to get the bartenders attention.
by Kiss Melis August 22, 2022
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Angry Mermaid

When 2 dudes ejaculate into the ears of a girl who is sitting poolside and then shove her under the water so the semen starts to rise out of her ears and appears as smoke.
The way the semen came out of her ears when she was under the water made her look like an angry mermaid!
by Monster Kyle October 6, 2022
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