Melbourne is home to the F1 and arial ping-pong. City is very dull in terms of architecture. A poor version of Sydney. Sydney is now ranked higher in the quality of life scale for cities around the world. Will always live in the shadows of Sydney.
AFL is only played in Melbourne, what a fucking excuse for a sport.
Melbournians think they are the shit.
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What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?
Melbournians think they are the shit.
Melbourne<Sydney
What the fuck is there to do in Melbourne?
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Term used to describe a sexual act in which a male places his penis in between a female's large voluptuous breast (preferably oiled up) and humps them gleefully.
It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
It is essentially a term used to describe a titty fuck, preferred by females who found the first term grotesque when asked to be a part of the activity.
I was so excited to be balling mellons with her and that rack that I accidentally ejaculated all around her neck after four humps leaving a marvelous pearl necklace.
Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
Guy:Baby, can I um...titty fuck you.
Chick:No, just what type of woman do you think I am
Guy:Oh, my bad, I mean uh..can we get some mellon ballin going on
Chick:...Yeah sure, why not.
by n0ci nasty September 5, 2009
Get the Mellon Ballin mug.An aliment that occurs to vegans when they visit Melbourne and live on a diet of mostly Lord of the Fries Burgers and other and faux meat products. The symptoms usually include gassiness, bloating and constipation.
by bridget_bones October 1, 2010
Get the Melbourne Belly mug.literally the greatest city on earth...it has been named the worlds most livable city way too many times, and will continue to be named that for many years to come.
melbourne is home to australia's best schools, most livable suburbs and lga's, has the best food, and is known as being the sporting/fashion/cultural and food capital of australia.
melbourne has great infustructure, with buses, trains and of course the famous tram which people interstate are too lame to have.
we have the best private and public schools, the affluent suburb of kew has the most private schools in one area than anywhere else in the world. also, every suburb and lga in melbourne and victoria has the highest livability (which basically means no area is riddled with poverty)...comapre that to every other state/city which has some terrible areas that are highly unlivable.
afl is the greatest and most popular sport, so stop trying to compare it to rugby played by two states in australia..please no one even knows, nor cares about the difference between league and union.
melbourne is home to the MCG! named one of the 7 wonders of the sporting world. we are also home to the greatest shopping precincts in australia- highpoint, chadstone, doncaster westfield, chapel street, bridge rd, south yarra, prahran ect. and our food here is the best! and our water is the cleanest out of all aus...no chemical treatment needed.
our beaches kick ass, the mornington peninsula rocks it during summer.
dropkicks from interstate say our weather is shit...well firstly our summers are awesome with sunny weather and clear skies, and our winters are awesome too, at least we have a winter. and NO, it DOES NOT snow here, so why do people say you need chains on your car? do that, and you will be sorry you did...it only snows up in the mountains...so you see we actually HAVE somewhere to vacation to in the winter.
yeah we have funny accents, but thats just coz everyone from around the world wants to live in melbourne, and their accents just rub off on us.
now there is a reason why we insist on hating on sydney...because we are literally better than them (every survey, every test shows that melbourne is the most liveable city in aus and the world). OMG YOU HAVE AN OPERA HOUSE AND BRIGDE, YOU MUST BE THE GREATEST CITY EVER. umm let me tell you something, and this is a fact, the reason why sydney wasnt named a liveable city is coz it had MORE crime than new york city. sydney metro pop. 4million, nyc metro pop. 18 million...wow sucks to live in sydney. also, melbourne has the most amount of people moving to it from interstate than any other city in aus, and sydney people are the most coming here to live...so obviously syd people are either smart for moving, or dumb for still living there.
melbournians love people from all over australia, we dont bag wa, sa, qld, na, tas, act, or nsw...only sydney people coz they are in denial of their own lives.
yeah we think we are the greatest, coz we are!
melbourne is home to australia's best schools, most livable suburbs and lga's, has the best food, and is known as being the sporting/fashion/cultural and food capital of australia.
melbourne has great infustructure, with buses, trains and of course the famous tram which people interstate are too lame to have.
we have the best private and public schools, the affluent suburb of kew has the most private schools in one area than anywhere else in the world. also, every suburb and lga in melbourne and victoria has the highest livability (which basically means no area is riddled with poverty)...comapre that to every other state/city which has some terrible areas that are highly unlivable.
afl is the greatest and most popular sport, so stop trying to compare it to rugby played by two states in australia..please no one even knows, nor cares about the difference between league and union.
melbourne is home to the MCG! named one of the 7 wonders of the sporting world. we are also home to the greatest shopping precincts in australia- highpoint, chadstone, doncaster westfield, chapel street, bridge rd, south yarra, prahran ect. and our food here is the best! and our water is the cleanest out of all aus...no chemical treatment needed.
our beaches kick ass, the mornington peninsula rocks it during summer.
dropkicks from interstate say our weather is shit...well firstly our summers are awesome with sunny weather and clear skies, and our winters are awesome too, at least we have a winter. and NO, it DOES NOT snow here, so why do people say you need chains on your car? do that, and you will be sorry you did...it only snows up in the mountains...so you see we actually HAVE somewhere to vacation to in the winter.
yeah we have funny accents, but thats just coz everyone from around the world wants to live in melbourne, and their accents just rub off on us.
now there is a reason why we insist on hating on sydney...because we are literally better than them (every survey, every test shows that melbourne is the most liveable city in aus and the world). OMG YOU HAVE AN OPERA HOUSE AND BRIGDE, YOU MUST BE THE GREATEST CITY EVER. umm let me tell you something, and this is a fact, the reason why sydney wasnt named a liveable city is coz it had MORE crime than new york city. sydney metro pop. 4million, nyc metro pop. 18 million...wow sucks to live in sydney. also, melbourne has the most amount of people moving to it from interstate than any other city in aus, and sydney people are the most coming here to live...so obviously syd people are either smart for moving, or dumb for still living there.
melbournians love people from all over australia, we dont bag wa, sa, qld, na, tas, act, or nsw...only sydney people coz they are in denial of their own lives.
yeah we think we are the greatest, coz we are!
sydney person: 'omg sydney is way better coz we have an opera house and rip off housing prices'
melbourne person: 'dude...i dont care about you. i am better than you, so can you leave me alone?'
sydney person: 'but i am sooo insecure and in denial with myself! i have to prove to everyone i am the best!'
melbourne person: 'okay well...im going to the mcg to watch the footy, then ill go to lygon st to get some kickass food, and then ill go shopping to chapel st...bye weirdo...'
melbourne person: 'dude...i dont care about you. i am better than you, so can you leave me alone?'
sydney person: 'but i am sooo insecure and in denial with myself! i have to prove to everyone i am the best!'
melbourne person: 'okay well...im going to the mcg to watch the footy, then ill go to lygon st to get some kickass food, and then ill go shopping to chapel st...bye weirdo...'
by holler yo February 16, 2009
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by lav machine April 30, 2004
Get the mellors mug.The act of having one's account usually Facebook hacked by a friend and have them post falsities as a prank.
John Smith posts "Whenever I fart, I smell a strong presence of penis."
Jane Doe replies "Babe, you better have gotten mellow hacked, or we have to rethink this relationship."
Jane Doe replies "Babe, you better have gotten mellow hacked, or we have to rethink this relationship."
by Poopshootsoup June 29, 2011
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