meeting creep

A term for excessive meetings (typically Microsoft Teams) added to a work schedule. Often serves as a net negative rather than a positive to the whole team or project.

"Management: Why has no progress been made on the project?

Employee: meeting creep has taken up most of my day"

by aeiou102 October 30, 2022

Meet Patel

Meet Patel is a short brown boy who loves basketball and is extremely funny to his girls. He is very mean and is an NPC, if he wants something from you, he WILL violently spank you cause he's ur daddy.

OMG, is that Meet Patel, he is such a smashh *moan****
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by anonymous November 16, 2022

Meet the Crew

a total banger made by JT Music

timmy:wanna listen to Meet the Crew
jimmy:fuck yea

by raybeez February 12, 2022

Zoom Meeting

When 3 or more people engage in sexual acts, while being sneaky and hiding it from anyone else.

“Adam and those two are definitely having a zoom meeting tonight. “

Adam: I have a zoom meeting tonight.
Sarah: But that’s after hours.

Adam: *Wink, Wink* This is with Dean and Jarrod only.

Sarah: Gotcha. Just be safe.

by ZombieManager April 5, 2022

Meets the mohel

An action performed by something or someone deemed to be favorable.

Man! This burger really meets the mohel!

by uogv March 17, 2021

user meet

When camgirls meet users for sex on-camera. Particularly popular amongst german performers from that site of their dirty hobbies.

My first user meet and it was very cool. First of all, the camera man fucked me and then my user date.

by PornMeister October 31, 2019

No Nosed Meeting

A meeting that is of extreme importance and solemnity. So solemn and business like is this meeting that it is required that you remove you nose before the minutes are taken.

Endorphous quickly removed his nose before he entered the No Nosed Meeting. Failure to remove ones nose in front of the very important business men would result in losing face.

by mfseed September 27, 2010