beat my meat

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Meat, Beat & Skeet

A slang word for masturbation. Very discreet to use in Bronxville, as nobody there knows what the fuck it means...

Peter: Bobby, your such a Jew
Bob: Why don'tcha go Meat, Beat & Skeet?
Paxton: WTF are you talking about?

by DoodooMan December 27, 2007

meat vortex

A hole to stick your meat into; a vagina.

"Did you stick it in her meat vortex last night?"
"Who, your mom?"
"Yes."
"Eww! And yes, I did."

by daveyboy682 January 3, 2008

meat jacket

The foreskin of a an uncircumcised penis.

Holy shit it's so cold out here that my dong has become a popcicle! I wish my parents didn't take my meat jacket away when I was born.

by Mike and Chase January 16, 2008

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009

Meat Cooler

1. A women's vagina.

"Yo man tonight i was all up in that chicks meat cooler."

by Josh Curtis July 19, 2009

Meat Switch

At a Brazilian Steakhouse, they give you a small object to place in front of you. If the green side is up, they'll keep offering you more meat. If it's red, they'll pass by you. This "Meat Switch" controls how much meat you ultimately get.

Bob, you still eating?
No, I'm stuffed.
Flip your Meat Switch to red then, so they stop bothering you.
Gotcha

by CDChurch August 16, 2010