BongBong Marcos

A degree-less Filipino politician that wants to regain power to his criminal family
Known to be a tax evader, a coward, a massive liar, a person who has no real achievements and a plan-less person devoted to "unity"

its sad to see people voting for BongBong Marcos considering he is a bad politician

by Bananapajama27 April 29, 2022

Marco Materazzi

One of Italy's greatest heroes. Together with fabio Grossso, Materazzi led the Italian national Football team to a wonderful victory in the 2006 World cup. He did at least 90% of the entire team's job by scoring the equalizer during the final match against France, as a retaliation to France's terrorist attack carried out by a north african criminal known as "Zizou", who was later captured and given a lifetime ban from football fields (which Frenchs still believe was a volountary retirement) after headbutting His Imperial Highness Marco Materazzi.

Tornando a casa, troverete i bambini. Date una carezza ai vostri bambini e dite: “Questa è la carezza di Marco Materazzi”

by Musical_box October 7, 2006

Marco Rubio

1) A tool that is easy to purchase at gun stores or Senate offices.
2) An AR-15 assault rifle

I bought a Marco Rubio to help protect my family. Surprisingly it was easy to buy.

by S1lence D0good February 23, 2018

Marco-Sexual

Being a technically homosexual male, sexually attracted only to anime males, or "2-D boys", just like our friend Marco.

You: Wait, isn't John gay? Why wouldn't he want to go on a date with me?
Me: Don't take it personally, he's Marco-sexual. He only likes them 2-D boys.

by TallBooty February 7, 2017

Marco Carnes

A big eared need who has a gross beard and won’t hold a hand till he’s touched fifty or perhaps a little kid.

“Is that Marco carnes? I don’t like marco carnes.

by Carnesh8r August 15, 2018

Juan Marco

If you ever encounter a Juan Marco, please proceed with caution. He is let alone the most attractive/sexiest male you will ever lay your eyes on. He’s too sexy for his shirt, that it hurts.

Dear god i wish I was Juan Marco

by strigoisam October 15, 2021

marcos garcia

a hot and sexy gentleman, a beaner with a big cock and a juicy ass, a marcos is truly someone who youd want to be with.

thats marcos garcia over there.. he really knows how to stick it in!

by PARTYWOLFFF October 31, 2021